Chuck Caruso
@chuckcaruso.bsky.social
Actor for 30+ years, now in federal service, lover of the better things, dog dad, amazing wife, trolls blocked and ignored with no warning. Be nice do nice stuff.
Starfleet Academy is SO GOOD
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Starfleet Academy is SO GOOD
AI? Here’s the thing with AI.
You’re creating a new type of species. One that you’re filling with all the information of the world, and then assuming it will seek neither dominance nor ambition.
Why? Wouldn’t you?
You’re creating a new type of species. One that you’re filling with all the information of the world, and then assuming it will seek neither dominance nor ambition.
Why? Wouldn’t you?
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
AI? Here’s the thing with AI.
You’re creating a new type of species. One that you’re filling with all the information of the world, and then assuming it will seek neither dominance nor ambition.
Why? Wouldn’t you?
You’re creating a new type of species. One that you’re filling with all the information of the world, and then assuming it will seek neither dominance nor ambition.
Why? Wouldn’t you?
Santacon is the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed…and in this era that’s saying a lot.
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Santacon is the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed…and in this era that’s saying a lot.
Affordability is not a new goddamn word.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Affordability is not a new goddamn word.
@newyorkgiants.bsky.social your staff visibly demonstrated that they are neither spontaneous, reactive, or adaptive. Daboll is far too busy thinking he’s right. Clean house. Now.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@newyorkgiants.bsky.social your staff visibly demonstrated that they are neither spontaneous, reactive, or adaptive. Daboll is far too busy thinking he’s right. Clean house. Now.
Who sent the bizarro bills to Florida today?
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Who sent the bizarro bills to Florida today?
Things that are more important than Thanksgiving, 2025 edition:
Don’t fly. Starve the airlines. Make them work for us. They will let Washington know what’s up.
Don’t fly. Starve the airlines. Make them work for us. They will let Washington know what’s up.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Things that are more important than Thanksgiving, 2025 edition:
Don’t fly. Starve the airlines. Make them work for us. They will let Washington know what’s up.
Don’t fly. Starve the airlines. Make them work for us. They will let Washington know what’s up.
Being a true @newyorkgiants.bsky.social fan is watching today’s nightmare and STILL being like “more interesting than the last two years’ games…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Being a true @newyorkgiants.bsky.social fan is watching today’s nightmare and STILL being like “more interesting than the last two years’ games…”
Please remove the word “influencer” from the universe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Please remove the word “influencer” from the universe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They’re not kids, they’re in their thirties.
Also, they’re edgelord white supremacists. Full stop.
Also, they’re edgelord white supremacists. Full stop.
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They’re not kids, they’re in their thirties.
Also, they’re edgelord white supremacists. Full stop.
Also, they’re edgelord white supremacists. Full stop.
I feel like Tylenol is about to become the wealthiest brand in world history.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I feel like Tylenol is about to become the wealthiest brand in world history.
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Waiting to see which Marvel cast member is going to call tools-down until Kimmel is reinstated.
I’m under no illusions about these people (i.e. they are just people - scared, weak and vulnerable) … but I’d like to believe that their starting quarterback has it in him.
I’m under no illusions about these people (i.e. they are just people - scared, weak and vulnerable) … but I’d like to believe that their starting quarterback has it in him.
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Waiting to see which Marvel cast member is going to call tools-down until Kimmel is reinstated.
I’m under no illusions about these people (i.e. they are just people - scared, weak and vulnerable) … but I’d like to believe that their starting quarterback has it in him.
I’m under no illusions about these people (i.e. they are just people - scared, weak and vulnerable) … but I’d like to believe that their starting quarterback has it in him.
There’s a thing about free speech. You don’t have to like it.
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There’s a thing about free speech. You don’t have to like it.
How can we really keep you engaged in an episode of Alien Earth? OH I KNOW THE SAME IRRELEVANT TREMFYA AD EVERY TEN MINUTES
September 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How can we really keep you engaged in an episode of Alien Earth? OH I KNOW THE SAME IRRELEVANT TREMFYA AD EVERY TEN MINUTES
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I feel especially sad for these restaurants that have to barf up all this social media content to defend themselves preemptively from food critics that know next to nothing about
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel especially sad for these restaurants that have to barf up all this social media content to defend themselves preemptively from food critics that know next to nothing about
Horses in Manhattan should be banned and relocated. Full stop.
August 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Horses in Manhattan should be banned and relocated. Full stop.
@alienearthfx.bsky.social IT IS SO FANTASTIC KEEP IT COMING seriously
August 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@alienearthfx.bsky.social IT IS SO FANTASTIC KEEP IT COMING seriously
Nothing that is happening in this country at present is worth money.
Nobody needs money this badly. It’s pathetic.
Nobody needs money this badly. It’s pathetic.
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Nothing that is happening in this country at present is worth money.
Nobody needs money this badly. It’s pathetic.
Nobody needs money this badly. It’s pathetic.
I’m not insulted or belittled when I’m told Trump “lives rent free in my head.”
I’m happy to keep a vile ghoul like that dotard in view at all times. He gets no pass and no quarter.
Always watch.
I’m happy to keep a vile ghoul like that dotard in view at all times. He gets no pass and no quarter.
Always watch.
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m not insulted or belittled when I’m told Trump “lives rent free in my head.”
I’m happy to keep a vile ghoul like that dotard in view at all times. He gets no pass and no quarter.
Always watch.
I’m happy to keep a vile ghoul like that dotard in view at all times. He gets no pass and no quarter.
Always watch.
@eft.bsky.social YOU MUST IMPROVE THE AUDIO ON GRENADES. The audio must be more clear and grenade bounces should never clip out. Not easy, but needs to be perfected further.🥹
August 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@eft.bsky.social YOU MUST IMPROVE THE AUDIO ON GRENADES. The audio must be more clear and grenade bounces should never clip out. Not easy, but needs to be perfected further.🥹
The poor wounded tourists on Poop Cruise sound like they’re returning from frigging Darfur.
Good lord.
Good lord.
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The poor wounded tourists on Poop Cruise sound like they’re returning from frigging Darfur.
Good lord.
Good lord.
Don’t say “crash out.”
It’s dumb.
It’s dumb.
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Don’t say “crash out.”
It’s dumb.
It’s dumb.
Omfg he turned the potential for wwiii into a two week taco.
What even is this world
What even is this world
June 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Omfg he turned the potential for wwiii into a two week taco.
What even is this world
What even is this world
You know he wears the HD foundation because he thinks it is gonna make his face HD or some crap like that.
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You know he wears the HD foundation because he thinks it is gonna make his face HD or some crap like that.