Lavender Luke
@chumpanzeee.bsky.social
Synth nerd. A dog who learnt how to talk.
“If you can’t buy it, it’s not a product”
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
“If you can’t buy it, it’s not a product”
The weird thing I noticed is how oddly placed the end of each episode each.. no jeopardy cliff hanger… just suddenly… theme music and the credits
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The weird thing I noticed is how oddly placed the end of each episode each.. no jeopardy cliff hanger… just suddenly… theme music and the credits
How much money do these guys have that they don’t notice £75K
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
How much money do these guys have that they don’t notice £75K
I said that to my partner.
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I said that to my partner.
It is an absolute top notch track. I only realised a few years ago Midge Ure was in visage and a “face” at the Blitz club
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It is an absolute top notch track. I only realised a few years ago Midge Ure was in visage and a “face” at the Blitz club
Not sure the lyrics are kind of “funny” or “quirky”.
He seems to be saying he wants to kill her
He seems to be saying he wants to kill her
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not sure the lyrics are kind of “funny” or “quirky”.
He seems to be saying he wants to kill her
He seems to be saying he wants to kill her
Most is swallowed.
Now notice yourself swallowing that saliva
Now notice yourself swallowing that saliva
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Most is swallowed.
Now notice yourself swallowing that saliva
Now notice yourself swallowing that saliva
My father in law had MND and had to keep spitting as he couldn’t swallow his saliva. His nurse told us apparently you product a few litres of saliva a day and every time I think about I realise there is saliva in my mouth
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
My father in law had MND and had to keep spitting as he couldn’t swallow his saliva. His nurse told us apparently you product a few litres of saliva a day and every time I think about I realise there is saliva in my mouth
If I were a traitor I would be using that tactic.
(I was a traitor in the live experience and I was shit and voted out first, so my strategies are not to be trusted)
(I was a traitor in the live experience and I was shit and voted out first, so my strategies are not to be trusted)
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If I were a traitor I would be using that tactic.
(I was a traitor in the live experience and I was shit and voted out first, so my strategies are not to be trusted)
(I was a traitor in the live experience and I was shit and voted out first, so my strategies are not to be trusted)
James will look as if he tried to sabotage it
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
James will look as if he tried to sabotage it
It will be absolute shit.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It will be absolute shit.
I think you mean “Jesus weinte”
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I think you mean “Jesus weinte”
Out of interest: have you been to Boston, Lincolnshire? So I can get a benchmark (Boston is the biggest dump I’ve been to)
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Out of interest: have you been to Boston, Lincolnshire? So I can get a benchmark (Boston is the biggest dump I’ve been to)
My boss loves copilot and makes loads of notes. So I ran my year end appraisail thoughts through copilot (didn’t tell him) and submitted them. He then ran them through copilot as well to summarise them. Verdict - Luke had a great year.
Apart from that I dont use it a lot
Apart from that I dont use it a lot
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My boss loves copilot and makes loads of notes. So I ran my year end appraisail thoughts through copilot (didn’t tell him) and submitted them. He then ran them through copilot as well to summarise them. Verdict - Luke had a great year.
Apart from that I dont use it a lot
Apart from that I dont use it a lot
I want someone to wake me up, explain I’m not dreaming and then tell me slowly
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I want someone to wake me up, explain I’m not dreaming and then tell me slowly
It’ll all be better under the storm cloaks
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It’ll all be better under the storm cloaks