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從阿德萊德回來／冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.
Chris Patten knows how China’s strategic leaks work but alas Keir Starmer doesn’t
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Chris Patten knows how China’s strategic leaks work but alas Keir Starmer doesn’t
Windows 11 重大更新竟然冇人講… 下一步要極力爭取嘅係 curly quotes
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Windows 11 重大更新竟然冇人講… 下一步要極力爭取嘅係 curly quotes
事態逐漸升溫… 最終似乎會係港澳辦發表聲明話嚴防外國勢力提供錫紙
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
事態逐漸升溫… 最終似乎會係港澳辦發表聲明話嚴防外國勢力提供錫紙
幾年來若果要講語文應用上有啲乜嘢進步，主要係喺鬧人嘅詞彙方面豐富咗
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
幾年來若果要講語文應用上有啲乜嘢進步，主要係喺鬧人嘅詞彙方面豐富咗
Had to do a triple take… 驟眼睇以為 Free Beer、再睇以為 Free Pee
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Had to do a triple take… 驟眼睇以為 Free Beer、再睇以為 Free Pee
A QA engineer tries a food delivery app. Orders a meal. Orders zero meals. Orders 999,999,999 meals. Orders a lizard. Orders negative one meals. Orders a ‘sfdeljknesv. Gets up at 2am to order a meal. The bank freezes their account.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 AM
A QA engineer tries a food delivery app. Orders a meal. Orders zero meals. Orders 999,999,999 meals. Orders a lizard. Orders negative one meals. Orders a ‘sfdeljknesv. Gets up at 2am to order a meal. The bank freezes their account.
Yo BBC I have an idea for a new channel
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Yo BBC I have an idea for a new channel
Didn’t realise correction services encompass relocation of hair to the bottom half of an inmate’s head
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Didn’t realise correction services encompass relocation of hair to the bottom half of an inmate’s head
今日碗咖喱雜菜仲平過杯咖啡（亦有持不同政見人仕認為焦點應該係咖啡貴過咖喱雜菜）
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
今日碗咖喱雜菜仲平過杯咖啡（亦有持不同政見人仕認為焦點應該係咖啡貴過咖喱雜菜）
I hope they don’t (but also hope they do) normalise rejecting a teaching time request from satellite campuses by stating they “don’t give a flying fac”
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I hope they don’t (but also hope they do) normalise rejecting a teaching time request from satellite campuses by stating they “don’t give a flying fac”
Bye-bye POP; you will be missed ☹️ 雖則都有好幾年 POP download 過嚟嘅全部都係 spam support.google.com/mail/answer/...
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Bye-bye POP; you will be missed ☹️ 雖則都有好幾年 POP download 過嚟嘅全部都係 spam support.google.com/mail/answer/...
以為邊間 Foyles 間 café 咁堅，原來只係 Google 抽咗佢個網上書店其中一本食譜裏面啲相嚟 🫠
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
以為邊間 Foyles 間 café 咁堅，原來只係 Google 抽咗佢個網上書店其中一本食譜裏面啲相嚟 🫠
當點樣寫 prompt 都要靠 AI 儲個 gallery 去幫你嘅時候，下一步自然就係叫個 AI 幫你從 prompt gallery 揀埋：
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
當點樣寫 prompt 都要靠 AI 儲個 gallery 去幫你嘅時候，下一步自然就係叫個 AI 幫你從 prompt gallery 揀埋：
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
偏偏唔信邪 Om nom nom（同海光街差不多，係個麵差少少）
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
偏偏唔信邪 Om nom nom（同海光街差不多，係個麵差少少）
Thought I’ve already been charged…?
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Thought I’ve already been charged…?
