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IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE PEACE CAUCUS! PLEASE WELCOME THE MAN FROM THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION! YOU KNOW HIM AS THE ENTREPRENEUR WHO CAPTURED THE BOY WHO'S HAIR WOULDN'T STOP GROWING AND FORCED OTHER CHILDREN TO MAKE IT INTO PAINT BRUSHES! A GREAT MAN!
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE PEACE CAUCUS! PLEASE WELCOME THE MAN FROM THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION! YOU KNOW HIM AS THE ENTREPRENEUR WHO CAPTURED THE BOY WHO'S HAIR WOULDN'T STOP GROWING AND FORCED OTHER CHILDREN TO MAKE IT INTO PAINT BRUSHES! A GREAT MAN!
GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX CREATED BY CHINA TO FLOOD MY BASEMENT AND RUST MY BOWFLEX. IF THERE WAS GLOBAL WARMING WHY ARE THE OTTER POPS THAT MY BOY ERIC LOVES SO MUCH STILL GIVING HIM BRAIN FREEZE. MY UNCLE WAS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIAN AND THEY SAY I AM SMARTER THAN HIM. DJT.
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX CREATED BY CHINA TO FLOOD MY BASEMENT AND RUST MY BOWFLEX. IF THERE WAS GLOBAL WARMING WHY ARE THE OTTER POPS THAT MY BOY ERIC LOVES SO MUCH STILL GIVING HIM BRAIN FREEZE. MY UNCLE WAS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIAN AND THEY SAY I AM SMARTER THAN HIM. DJT.
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE ADDITION OF LORENA BOBBITT TO OUR BEAUTIFUL PEACE COUNCIL TEAM. I'M DOING A WHOLE 90S THING. WE LOVE THE 90S DON'T WE. SO MY OTHER PICK IS JOEY BUTTAFUOCO AND THE GUY WHO TRIED TO TAKE OUT NANCY KEERIGAN. IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST PEACEFUL COUNCIL IN HISTORY! DJT.
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE ADDITION OF LORENA BOBBITT TO OUR BEAUTIFUL PEACE COUNCIL TEAM. I'M DOING A WHOLE 90S THING. WE LOVE THE 90S DON'T WE. SO MY OTHER PICK IS JOEY BUTTAFUOCO AND THE GUY WHO TRIED TO TAKE OUT NANCY KEERIGAN. IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST PEACEFUL COUNCIL IN HISTORY! DJT.
I HAVE HEARBY DECIDED THAT MOO DENG IS NO LONGER INVITED TO THE SUPER FRIENDS OF PEACE COMMITEE. MOO DENG IS JUST A SMALL TINY WET BABY WHO WANTS TICKLES AND IS NOT FIT FOR WORLD DOMINATION. ALSO I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF HARAMBE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I HAVE HEARBY DECIDED THAT MOO DENG IS NO LONGER INVITED TO THE SUPER FRIENDS OF PEACE COMMITEE. MOO DENG IS JUST A SMALL TINY WET BABY WHO WANTS TICKLES AND IS NOT FIT FOR WORLD DOMINATION. ALSO I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF HARAMBE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Fucking piece of shit administration just constantly creating chaos to break us down. It's like a happy accident for them that all of their greedy sticky actions also have the benefit of driving sane people mad.
It's violence upon those who would stand in their way. The strategy of psychopaths.
It's violence upon those who would stand in their way. The strategy of psychopaths.
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Fucking piece of shit administration just constantly creating chaos to break us down. It's like a happy accident for them that all of their greedy sticky actions also have the benefit of driving sane people mad.
It's violence upon those who would stand in their way. The strategy of psychopaths.
It's violence upon those who would stand in their way. The strategy of psychopaths.
My goodness...this album I just can't believe it. Who are these talented gents.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The Book of Wisdom - Album by Volen Sentir
Listen to The Book of Wisdom by Volen Sentir on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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January 23, 2026 at 6:31 AM
My goodness...this album I just can't believe it. Who are these talented gents.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE COME TO A FRAMEWORK OF MY INTERGALACTIC PEACE COUNCIL CONCEPT PLAN. I HAVE ALSO CREATED A LAW WHICH I CAN DO NOW THAT THE GIANTS FROM FRAGGLE ROCK WHO TRY TO EAT FRAGLES WHEN THEY STEAL THEIR RADISHES WILL BE IN CHARGE OF ROUNDING UP NEW RECRUITS TO THE COUNCIL.
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE COME TO A FRAMEWORK OF MY INTERGALACTIC PEACE COUNCIL CONCEPT PLAN. I HAVE ALSO CREATED A LAW WHICH I CAN DO NOW THAT THE GIANTS FROM FRAGGLE ROCK WHO TRY TO EAT FRAGLES WHEN THEY STEAL THEIR RADISHES WILL BE IN CHARGE OF ROUNDING UP NEW RECRUITS TO THE COUNCIL.
HELLO EVERYONE. I AM ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF THE MOST PEACEFUL LEADERS IN THE WORLD. MY FIRST PICK IS NETANYAHU. MY SECOND AND THIRD PICKS ARE CRUELLA DEVILLE AND THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
I AM ASKING FELLOW PEACEKEEPERS TO GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
- DJT
I AM ASKING FELLOW PEACEKEEPERS TO GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
- DJT
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
HELLO EVERYONE. I AM ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF THE MOST PEACEFUL LEADERS IN THE WORLD. MY FIRST PICK IS NETANYAHU. MY SECOND AND THIRD PICKS ARE CRUELLA DEVILLE AND THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
I AM ASKING FELLOW PEACEKEEPERS TO GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
- DJT
I AM ASKING FELLOW PEACEKEEPERS TO GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
- DJT
Karolyn Leavitt's job is to be a piece of shit. To be a piece of shit FOR a piece of shit. Or maybe Trump is the entire shit and she has to become a piece of that shit. All I'm saying is someone should look into this phenomenon of shitception.
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Karolyn Leavitt's job is to be a piece of shit. To be a piece of shit FOR a piece of shit. Or maybe Trump is the entire shit and she has to become a piece of that shit. All I'm saying is someone should look into this phenomenon of shitception.
I found the source. It's over. It's done.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I found the source. It's over. It's done.
@troublecuffs.bsky.social I can't find that article I can't remember the name! Help!
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
@troublecuffs.bsky.social I can't find that article I can't remember the name! Help!
After six months of intense negotiations, we have settled on putting a 69% tariff on ALL imported Labubu dolls. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🏆
July 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted
Saw a bumper sticker today.
June 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saw a bumper sticker today.
Are there underwater bugs? I have a lot of questions now about insects. One thing I do know though is that potato bugs are actually crustaceans. So those are like sea creatures but on land. And they are completely ridiculous because they can roll up into a ball for no reason.
June 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Are there underwater bugs? I have a lot of questions now about insects. One thing I do know though is that potato bugs are actually crustaceans. So those are like sea creatures but on land. And they are completely ridiculous because they can roll up into a ball for no reason.
My mental illness is strong enough to profoundly impact the quality of my life, but not visible enough to be accepted as a disability by most.
When people with a disability are expected to perform at the same level as those without one, it feels like living in a psychotic nightmare world.
When people with a disability are expected to perform at the same level as those without one, it feels like living in a psychotic nightmare world.
June 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My mental illness is strong enough to profoundly impact the quality of my life, but not visible enough to be accepted as a disability by most.
When people with a disability are expected to perform at the same level as those without one, it feels like living in a psychotic nightmare world.
When people with a disability are expected to perform at the same level as those without one, it feels like living in a psychotic nightmare world.
What I imagine Trump was selling at the military parade. Selling at the military parade. Fucking selling. At. The. Fucking. Military. Parade.
June 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What I imagine Trump was selling at the military parade. Selling at the military parade. Fucking selling. At. The. Fucking. Military. Parade.
Rugged American individualism is horse shit. I'm seeing A LOT of subservient conformity going on...
June 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rugged American individualism is horse shit. I'm seeing A LOT of subservient conformity going on...
I completely respect the fact that you can't fight the Seether and you need to move upside and let the man go through, but what the fuck is a Champagne Supernover.
June 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I completely respect the fact that you can't fight the Seether and you need to move upside and let the man go through, but what the fuck is a Champagne Supernover.
I'm watching this military parade and it is so boring and sad. 25 to 40 million fucking dollars for this. Holy shit. Happy birthday dumb fuck.
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm watching this military parade and it is so boring and sad. 25 to 40 million fucking dollars for this. Holy shit. Happy birthday dumb fuck.
@pftompkins.bsky.social so Revolution Hall is currently out of Watermelon Water. Could you please do something about this? It was going to really compliment tonight's show. Thanks for your time.
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social so Revolution Hall is currently out of Watermelon Water. Could you please do something about this? It was going to really compliment tonight's show. Thanks for your time.