Bartending in center city this weekend was beyond exhausting. Go birds.

These literally look like tonsil stones. Can't wait to sport my new foul smelling $40+ earrings to the work Christmas party! What a steal, that's only $10 per hardened bacterial growth!

Here's 3 for my 3. Cancer sun, Aries moon, Gemini rising

Why the cop say to me "the deer doesn't have insurance you're going to have to pay a deductible" fndjsk bitch this a hit and run go find him and shake him down!! Turn that deer upside down and shake every penny out of his deer pockets!!