title sonic antagonizes shadow for shits n giggles the fic

ill come up with a real title eventually dw

sonic says dick and ass and pussy but thats because he imagines saying sweet lower petals and is like eugh

trying to imagine a world in which i write bpb but sonic uses cutesy genital terms

hes like shads, i love your untouched natural flower

shadow like do you mean my fucking cunt

neither of them really swear that much in my fics to begin with, but i make an effort to eliminate as much of shads swears in sonics pov as possible

i think its funny if sonic says fudge and darn it

hehe

you see, Someone* got fiberglass on everything i own, so.

*maintenance. not completely their fault, but also, like, a lot their fault. i've had a rough day lol