Ivan Pavlovic
@cigarandsalt.bsky.social
I write stuff and harvest organs. 🐙
The year's almost over!
Have you made some unforgettable and unique memories, like investing in highly suspicious trashcoins or secretly shitting your pants in public?!
Have you made some unforgettable and unique memories, like investing in highly suspicious trashcoins or secretly shitting your pants in public?!
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The year's almost over!
Have you made some unforgettable and unique memories, like investing in highly suspicious trashcoins or secretly shitting your pants in public?!
Have you made some unforgettable and unique memories, like investing in highly suspicious trashcoins or secretly shitting your pants in public?!
Whenever I smoke, I rise above all mortal concerns.
So let me smoke my cigarette in peace, dude!
So let me smoke my cigarette in peace, dude!
August 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Whenever I smoke, I rise above all mortal concerns.
So let me smoke my cigarette in peace, dude!
So let me smoke my cigarette in peace, dude!
Yesterday, for the first time in my life actually, I witnessed a Muslim man refusing to shake a woman's hand at a meeting.
It was cringe.
It was pathetic.
It made me instantly right-wing for a few seconds.
Fuck off with such buffoonery.
It was cringe.
It was pathetic.
It made me instantly right-wing for a few seconds.
Fuck off with such buffoonery.
August 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Yesterday, for the first time in my life actually, I witnessed a Muslim man refusing to shake a woman's hand at a meeting.
It was cringe.
It was pathetic.
It made me instantly right-wing for a few seconds.
Fuck off with such buffoonery.
It was cringe.
It was pathetic.
It made me instantly right-wing for a few seconds.
Fuck off with such buffoonery.
I have decided to order Pizza tonight.
It's what keeps me alive.
It's what keeps me alive.
August 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I have decided to order Pizza tonight.
It's what keeps me alive.
It's what keeps me alive.
This is so racist...
August 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is so racist...
You know what?
I would be perfectly fine with eating Pizza every day for the rest of my life.
But society (my family) won't let me.
Don't ever talk to me about freedom again...
I would be perfectly fine with eating Pizza every day for the rest of my life.
But society (my family) won't let me.
Don't ever talk to me about freedom again...
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You know what?
I would be perfectly fine with eating Pizza every day for the rest of my life.
But society (my family) won't let me.
Don't ever talk to me about freedom again...
I would be perfectly fine with eating Pizza every day for the rest of my life.
But society (my family) won't let me.
Don't ever talk to me about freedom again...
Could not post because I spent the day in the wilderness. 💪🏽
(The next McDonald's was 15 minutes away.)
(The next McDonald's was 15 minutes away.)
August 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Could not post because I spent the day in the wilderness. 💪🏽
(The next McDonald's was 15 minutes away.)
(The next McDonald's was 15 minutes away.)
Nice.
Finally a game that depicts my life.
Finally a game that depicts my life.
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Nice.
Finally a game that depicts my life.
Finally a game that depicts my life.
Yesterday, I watched a spider suck the juices out of a fly it had caught.
The world truly is a cathedral.
The world truly is a cathedral.
August 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yesterday, I watched a spider suck the juices out of a fly it had caught.
The world truly is a cathedral.
The world truly is a cathedral.
This is how I look at the 0 likes I get for my banger posts on here.
August 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is how I look at the 0 likes I get for my banger posts on here.
"You are what you eat."
Also, I'm getting fatter.
Also, I'm getting fatter.
August 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"You are what you eat."
Also, I'm getting fatter.
Also, I'm getting fatter.
My Native American name would be something like "Wakes Up With A Boner".
August 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My Native American name would be something like "Wakes Up With A Boner".
Things I have in common with wolves (the coolest animals ever):
1. Alpha mindset
2. Family-oriented
3. Hairy body
1. Alpha mindset
2. Family-oriented
3. Hairy body
August 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Things I have in common with wolves (the coolest animals ever):
1. Alpha mindset
2. Family-oriented
3. Hairy body
1. Alpha mindset
2. Family-oriented
3. Hairy body
I'm eating a salad... like some girl.
August 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm eating a salad... like some girl.
I'm proud of me for not ordering Domino's yesterday night.
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm proud of me for not ordering Domino's yesterday night.
I parked my car in a Jewish neighbourhood.
I didn't even know there was a Jewish neighbourhood so close to me.
We all greeted each other, and then I drove away. Zero incidents.
Peace IS possible!
I didn't even know there was a Jewish neighbourhood so close to me.
We all greeted each other, and then I drove away. Zero incidents.
Peace IS possible!
August 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I parked my car in a Jewish neighbourhood.
I didn't even know there was a Jewish neighbourhood so close to me.
We all greeted each other, and then I drove away. Zero incidents.
Peace IS possible!
I didn't even know there was a Jewish neighbourhood so close to me.
We all greeted each other, and then I drove away. Zero incidents.
Peace IS possible!
Can't wait for the Bollywood version of Breaking Bad!
August 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Can't wait for the Bollywood version of Breaking Bad!
I've never played Skyrim, although I was a huge Oblivion fan.
And now, Skyrim's 75% off.
Is it finally time...?
And now, Skyrim's 75% off.
Is it finally time...?
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I've never played Skyrim, although I was a huge Oblivion fan.
And now, Skyrim's 75% off.
Is it finally time...?
And now, Skyrim's 75% off.
Is it finally time...?
Those old-school LotR illustrations just hit differently... 😌
August 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Those old-school LotR illustrations just hit differently... 😌
From time to time, I wake up in the middle of the night and think about Tarrare, a French man whose stomach was basically a black hole.
August 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
From time to time, I wake up in the middle of the night and think about Tarrare, a French man whose stomach was basically a black hole.
They say that animals are better than humans, but I saved a young crow from starvation once... and to this day, I have neither a crow army ready to fight for me, nor a single piece of gold or jewellery left on my balcony.
August 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They say that animals are better than humans, but I saved a young crow from starvation once... and to this day, I have neither a crow army ready to fight for me, nor a single piece of gold or jewellery left on my balcony.
I think sometimes that life would be so much easier as a forest-dwelling, hedonistic elf.
Then I remember that you can't order Domino's to the middle of the sacred forests.
Then I remember that you can't order Domino's to the middle of the sacred forests.
July 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think sometimes that life would be so much easier as a forest-dwelling, hedonistic elf.
Then I remember that you can't order Domino's to the middle of the sacred forests.
Then I remember that you can't order Domino's to the middle of the sacred forests.
When - and why?! - did we stop dressing like this?!
July 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When - and why?! - did we stop dressing like this?!
Men literally want one thing, and it's:
Official mod support for Oblivion Remastered!
Official mod support for Oblivion Remastered!
July 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Men literally want one thing, and it's:
Official mod support for Oblivion Remastered!
Official mod support for Oblivion Remastered!
Perhaps the greatest personal defeat in my life was realizing that I'm too dumb for Dwarf Fortress.
July 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Perhaps the greatest personal defeat in my life was realizing that I'm too dumb for Dwarf Fortress.