@cigarchump.bsky.social
Married Cigar and pipe smoking chump here. 59. DL, inflation, hypnosis, ball bellies, mpb, lots of naughty cartoony stuff, way too many kinks to list here. Adults only.
That’s pretty much what I was thinking. But in a toon world, look out. 😀
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That’s pretty much what I was thinking. But in a toon world, look out. 😀
Oh yeah, big cigars in their mouths, one hand on their cock pumping away, the other holding an ice cold beer. Cheering in their team, just having a fun time with the boys, nothing unusual about that.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh yeah, big cigars in their mouths, one hand on their cock pumping away, the other holding an ice cold beer. Cheering in their team, just having a fun time with the boys, nothing unusual about that.
That’s so awesome. I’m
Glad you do that with your dad. I had this thought when I read your post: Maybe he can help you with your next few projects. A pie throwing machine. A Spring loaded boxing glove in a gift box. Help you pick out the finest exploding cigars, none of those cheap ones.
Glad you do that with your dad. I had this thought when I read your post: Maybe he can help you with your next few projects. A pie throwing machine. A Spring loaded boxing glove in a gift box. Help you pick out the finest exploding cigars, none of those cheap ones.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That’s so awesome. I’m
Glad you do that with your dad. I had this thought when I read your post: Maybe he can help you with your next few projects. A pie throwing machine. A Spring loaded boxing glove in a gift box. Help you pick out the finest exploding cigars, none of those cheap ones.
Glad you do that with your dad. I had this thought when I read your post: Maybe he can help you with your next few projects. A pie throwing machine. A Spring loaded boxing glove in a gift box. Help you pick out the finest exploding cigars, none of those cheap ones.
The pipe, the mustache, the suit, the MPB. A+ you look so handsome.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The pipe, the mustache, the suit, the MPB. A+ you look so handsome.
The occasional bystander getting hypno zonked by accident is also fun, like he’s just walking by minding his own business and as he’s walking past the hypnotist zonking the hero, he’s caught up in it without the hypnotist realizing. Hilarity ensues.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The occasional bystander getting hypno zonked by accident is also fun, like he’s just walking by minding his own business and as he’s walking past the hypnotist zonking the hero, he’s caught up in it without the hypnotist realizing. Hilarity ensues.
The condom engulfs the bottoms dick and the pleasure is mind numbing, he’s joined the “brotherhood” the two of you go hunting, joyfully spreading the fun throughout the world.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The condom engulfs the bottoms dick and the pleasure is mind numbing, he’s joined the “brotherhood” the two of you go hunting, joyfully spreading the fun throughout the world.
When the alien condom has fed enough it’s time to breed, you’re a big muscle daddy now by this point and can pick and choose your bottom, the condom shoots it own seed into the bottoms ass, it works it way up the urethra of the bottom and when he climaxes, the condom shoots out the bottoms dick.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When the alien condom has fed enough it’s time to breed, you’re a big muscle daddy now by this point and can pick and choose your bottom, the condom shoots it own seed into the bottoms ass, it works it way up the urethra of the bottom and when he climaxes, the condom shoots out the bottoms dick.
Oh yeah! Like the movie killer condoms, but the don’t hurt you they are symbiotic, feels so good you just can’t stop cumming. They flood your body with hormones, give you extra pleasure when you work out, bulking your body as they grow alongside you, penis getting longer and fatter.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh yeah! Like the movie killer condoms, but the don’t hurt you they are symbiotic, feels so good you just can’t stop cumming. They flood your body with hormones, give you extra pleasure when you work out, bulking your body as they grow alongside you, penis getting longer and fatter.
You should definitely try some El Explodo cigars, I know you’d get a bang out of them.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You should definitely try some El Explodo cigars, I know you’d get a bang out of them.
That a favorite of mine too. Especially if it’s an exploding cigar
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That a favorite of mine too. Especially if it’s an exploding cigar
Oh my yes, the plaid ones are especially tempting.
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh my yes, the plaid ones are especially tempting.
I love them. Before I retired it was suits, ties, suspenders and fedoras five days a week.
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love them. Before I retired it was suits, ties, suspenders and fedoras five days a week.
I feel your pain. They discontinued my favorite (Edwards Supreme), smoked it for thirty years, and it took me a good two years to find something as good or at least close to as good.
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I feel your pain. They discontinued my favorite (Edwards Supreme), smoked it for thirty years, and it took me a good two years to find something as good or at least close to as good.
It’d be a public service really. Let the superhero release all their pent up (ahem) stress and when they are finally released they are nice and relaxed, ready to save the day yet again.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’d be a public service really. Let the superhero release all their pent up (ahem) stress and when they are finally released they are nice and relaxed, ready to save the day yet again.
I get you on that, but when the scene is something humiliating (diapers cigar, dumbing down etc) but it feels so good, you’re involuntarily hard as a rock, inside your head you’re fighting it, but your penis is giving you away as the hypno top gently encourages you to give in. Ooh five stars.
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I get you on that, but when the scene is something humiliating (diapers cigar, dumbing down etc) but it feels so good, you’re involuntarily hard as a rock, inside your head you’re fighting it, but your penis is giving you away as the hypno top gently encourages you to give in. Ooh five stars.
I’m really showing my age, but here goes.
(Couldn’t find a video game from that far back)😫
(Couldn’t find a video game from that far back)😫
September 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m really showing my age, but here goes.
(Couldn’t find a video game from that far back)😫
(Couldn’t find a video game from that far back)😫
Uncle always has plenty of beer and cigars to go around, keeps em drunk, horny and zonked. Trashier and trashier, but they still have their dreams…. Of getting rich off the lottery and moving into a double wide trailer and getting a new truck.
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Uncle always has plenty of beer and cigars to go around, keeps em drunk, horny and zonked. Trashier and trashier, but they still have their dreams…. Of getting rich off the lottery and moving into a double wide trailer and getting a new truck.
Oh yes, lots of beer and of course growing beer bellies, the trailer is full of empty beer bottles scattered around and reeks of cigar smoke, they trade the BMW for a used pickup truck. Son grows a mullet, dad’s balding so he grows a skullet. Jeans and dirty white tee shirts instead of suits.
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh yes, lots of beer and of course growing beer bellies, the trailer is full of empty beer bottles scattered around and reeks of cigar smoke, they trade the BMW for a used pickup truck. Son grows a mullet, dad’s balding so he grows a skullet. Jeans and dirty white tee shirts instead of suits.
You’d total rock male pattern baldness, I miss the days when men didn’t shave their heads, tons of mpd dads abounded.
September 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You’d total rock male pattern baldness, I miss the days when men didn’t shave their heads, tons of mpd dads abounded.
Dexter’s dad!
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dexter’s dad!
Or alternately the artist uses magic paint, draw a mustache it becomes a real mustache, draw him some body hair and a thick muscular body, poof, it’s real as the artist whispers horny hypnotic suggestions molding the model into “insert horny man type here” . Now that’s art!
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Or alternately the artist uses magic paint, draw a mustache it becomes a real mustache, draw him some body hair and a thick muscular body, poof, it’s real as the artist whispers horny hypnotic suggestions molding the model into “insert horny man type here” . Now that’s art!