Happy birthday Tilly! I something Doom related to send you… eventually. I keep forgetting as I don’t look at this and still use X, like a scumbag. ✌️

Brother-from-but-no-actually-is-my-mother

They could’ve also mentioned Todd Solondz’s Storytelling, featuring a cameo from Conan

Aren’t you a vegetarian? That makes it even funnier that it’s the fruit that offends and not the poor, dead pig!

Ha, my first skeet and I fucked up it up. Autocorrect has it in for me.

“So no one told life was gonna be this way…”

… was all I thought of when I read this. (Nearly called it a tweet, what are these called on here?)