A remake of Edward Scissorhands but instead he has lizards for hands - like how Medusa has snakes for hair, except it’s lizards. For hands. We can call it Edward Lizardhands.

“Well call me Gillespie because boy am I DIZZY! 😵‍💫”
-Me with P.O.T.S.

#GetTheSalt #POTS

“Anxiety is all in your head” - Ok, tell that to my chronic fatigue,IBS,and nerve damage that now requires medication. I’m so tired.

The fact that humans did NOT evolve to have a cloaca is proof that Intelligent Design isn’t real. #allpurposehole

Oh you inherited your parents house? That’s really cool.Congrats! I inherited my father’s anger &my mother’s grief; I feel both festering & fermenting so deep down inside of me that I’m terrified one day it will all spill over and drown me in its wake. But,plus side,I don’t have any property taxes.

Live in such a way that you trigger white Christian nationalists.

Do you think Prometheus and that eagle ever eventually became friends?Or even- Enemies to Lovers ??

*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈

Woah, getting married is like the ultimate ‘like and subscribe’.

People with UNM license plates - why do you drive like that ?? Are you ok???

I do not understand why the Cows (Class Traitors) advocate for annihilation of the Chickens (their fellow barn mates) instead of simply teaming up to overthrow the Farmer that’s deciding who gets slaughtered in the first place??

“How are you?”
Eh,you know, same Panic, different Disco :/