I always imagined it would be uncomfortably sticky, like getting dunked into a tank of aloe vera

Definitely describes the Juicy Lucy. It's just a burger, but it squirts boiling hot cheese on you with the first bite.

The Great Flood of 1993

I've had amazing luck using Trilemma Adventures like this

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It barely even works for me a lot of the time, like it just won't load for long periods.

I've always liked using Neanderthals in my worlds, that's kind of how I picture troglodites

I like describing them as either dogs that are so mangy they look like lizards, or possibly lizards that are so dirty it looks like they have hair. It's impossible to tell which one is correct.