Ciggy Smoke Bringer
@ciggysmokebringer.bsky.social
Mr. Rogers Anarchist, Level III Hermes, Andiamo Spirit
You are doing the lord's work in parody tonight
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
You are doing the lord's work in parody tonight
Guess what, Biden creamed those primaries with the infinite wisdom of the whole party and himself and tell us what happened next?
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Guess what, Biden creamed those primaries with the infinite wisdom of the whole party and himself and tell us what happened next?
Lmao, that was in the primaries, you were drunk
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Lmao, that was in the primaries, you were drunk
Italo Disco Verified
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Italo Disco Verified
Criminetti, that is suffocating.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Criminetti, that is suffocating.
They better not be, but that's the worry, and so help us if people do wind up needing ChatGPT to recall 911 stateside.
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
They better not be, but that's the worry, and so help us if people do wind up needing ChatGPT to recall 911 stateside.
Getting 'Sticky Green, 3.5 Grams' added to the groans of my EHR team, and being adamant this was a human request and batting my eyelashes real cute.
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Getting 'Sticky Green, 3.5 Grams' added to the groans of my EHR team, and being adamant this was a human request and batting my eyelashes real cute.
"How would you like a Super Special Assignment nobody else is fit for?" and I'm wagging my butt as if I had a tail in sympathetic excitement, and then I'm washing dishes for the next 8 hours happy as a clam.
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"How would you like a Super Special Assignment nobody else is fit for?" and I'm wagging my butt as if I had a tail in sympathetic excitement, and then I'm washing dishes for the next 8 hours happy as a clam.
"You can't input the consumer fabric itself!" WATCH ME
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"You can't input the consumer fabric itself!" WATCH ME
For my time and money, all I wanted ever was a later model Honda CRX and this is that with a big glorious butt to put everything and everyone in.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
For my time and money, all I wanted ever was a later model Honda CRX and this is that with a big glorious butt to put everything and everyone in.
As long as they ramrod an Aerosmith song into it despite it not making any kind of micro culture sense representative of the group...
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
As long as they ramrod an Aerosmith song into it despite it not making any kind of micro culture sense representative of the group...
The good Lord doesn't make mistakes through these posts, no drafts needed.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The good Lord doesn't make mistakes through these posts, no drafts needed.
Charleena Lyles all over again.
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Charleena Lyles all over again.
And might I remind everyone, survivorship is not moral wisdom.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And might I remind everyone, survivorship is not moral wisdom.
You're blabbing all the slowwalking secrets!
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
You're blabbing all the slowwalking secrets!
I save it for the desk since I don't drive, and yes, I do get gently teased but only cause I get lost in the headphones
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I save it for the desk since I don't drive, and yes, I do get gently teased but only cause I get lost in the headphones
(this is a joke, you wouldn't take advice from me and yet...)
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
(this is a joke, you wouldn't take advice from me and yet...)