cina saffary
@cina.bsky.social
i haven’t seen a doctor in many years
i watched 5 nic cage movies back-to-back at the alamo ritz in 2014.
did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.
did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i watched 5 nic cage movies back-to-back at the alamo ritz in 2014.
did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.
did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.
thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan
waymo this is unacceptable
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
waymo this is unacceptable
triangle wave low-key the best waveform
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
triangle wave low-key the best waveform
blue prince ass heist
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
blue prince ass heist
some day in the not too distant future i'm gonna be trying to read something on my phone and the fullscreen modal dialog that pops up is gonna be the one that breaks me
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
some day in the not too distant future i'm gonna be trying to read something on my phone and the fullscreen modal dialog that pops up is gonna be the one that breaks me
zohran's speech was the greatest speech i've seen in my lifetime, goddamn. fierce, unapologetic, determined, inspired, and most of all genuine.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
zohran's speech was the greatest speech i've seen in my lifetime, goddamn. fierce, unapologetic, determined, inspired, and most of all genuine.
Reposted by cina saffary
proud of zohran and the city of new york
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
proud of zohran and the city of new york
putting games in my ps5 with a little flourish like Ghost Dog
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
putting games in my ps5 with a little flourish like Ghost Dog
One Battle After Another (2025)
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
One Battle After Another (2025)
i'm also suplexing a large boulder onto a crowded glass pedestrian bridge suspended perilously over a ravine.
September 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i'm also suplexing a large boulder onto a crowded glass pedestrian bridge suspended perilously over a ravine.
happy new paul thomas anderson film day
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
happy new paul thomas anderson film day
pivoting my career into the film industry so i can work my way up to Best Boy
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
pivoting my career into the film industry so i can work my way up to Best Boy
tried to think back and laugh about the good old days and realized all my core memories are gone. it's just a bunch of increasingly obsolete javascript knowledge in there now.
September 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
tried to think back and laugh about the good old days and realized all my core memories are gone. it's just a bunch of increasingly obsolete javascript knowledge in there now.
made it rain at the club
(purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)
(purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
made it rain at the club
(purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)
(purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)
jimmy kimmel has died
September 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
jimmy kimmel has died
it's TOO fuckin hot outside still. also there's fascism.
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
it's TOO fuckin hot outside still. also there's fascism.
I want to be putting a ¥100 coin into a vending machine to get my eighth calpis of the day, and then be walking on down to shibuya to put my ¥1000 bill into a ticket machine to order a tsukemen with extra ajitama. nothing else matters. there is only this.
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I want to be putting a ¥100 coin into a vending machine to get my eighth calpis of the day, and then be walking on down to shibuya to put my ¥1000 bill into a ticket machine to order a tsukemen with extra ajitama. nothing else matters. there is only this.
got kicked out the cypher for attempting to rhyme banger with danger :(
August 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
got kicked out the cypher for attempting to rhyme banger with danger :(
high school principal coming on the PA to announce they’ve decided to lay off 14% of the student body
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
high school principal coming on the PA to announce they’ve decided to lay off 14% of the student body
lmaooooo
CNN ends its interview of Zohran Mamdani and immediately transitions to its next segment on Jeff Bezos' $50 million wedding in Venice (lol).
"Next we take you to Venice, where capitalism rules with Jeff Bezos' $50 million wedding."
"Next we take you to Venice, where capitalism rules with Jeff Bezos' $50 million wedding."
June 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
lmaooooo
proud of zohran and the city of new york
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
proud of zohran and the city of new york
wal-mart won’t fulfill my switch 2 preorder because they ran out of pringles. sent me an email saying “We’re-a so sorry!”
June 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
wal-mart won’t fulfill my switch 2 preorder because they ran out of pringles. sent me an email saying “We’re-a so sorry!”