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Movie reviews, news and interviews since 2004. We particularly love the unusual and absurd – kung fu, giallo, Czech New Wave, etc. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/tVcR
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#Watched Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (1991) - “Match of Titans”? More like “Match of Titties”. Wokka wokka.

The original Deathstalker, Rick Hill, is back! It’s dumb and cheap, but I love a tournament movie and this has enough ponderous fighting and Maria Ford and boobs to make the time fly.
Poster Rick and Maria Tournament! Evil Queen Boobalissa
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Cheap ass action movies I’ve watched in the last month filmed in Bulgaria:

Toxic Avenger 2024
Boyka: Undisputed
Bridge of Dragons
Command Performance
Deathstalker IV

(oh shit, it wasn’t three, it’s actually five!)
Home of Janky Action
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I do wonder what that shit tastes like
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Honestly, none of the rest of them had any kind of continuing plots, and they all reused footage, so it’s almost a metaphysical question.
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Got our tix for the new Deathstalker on Friday with live Kostanski Q&A and Bernhardt over streaming.

People, if this is playing near you and you can, GO, support this!!! Kostanski is a mad genius and there is no movie this year I am more excited for.
Hell yes!
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It’s kinda terrible but still pretty fun
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And we’re all better for it. Kinda.
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It’s bad but also a blast and quite fun
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One I’ve been meaning to watch forever and a day
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Great effects though I don’t really love the film
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I have now watched three shitty movies filmed in Bulgaria in like three weeks. Invariably after the lead actors’ names in the credits all the names start popping up with an “-ov” or an “-iev” and I’m like “oh no, I’m back in fucking Bulgaria”
a man with a mustache is wearing a military uniform with three crosses on his collar
Alt: Bulgaria!
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Yeah, I’d say that’s where I am now.