Note to future self: if you sit in the same position for six hours straight staring at a computer screen, drink a mere 18oz of water, and consume 60+ grams of sugar as your sole “nourishment” for the day, your body WILL start to deteriorate

A whole 40 hour work week and 30 hours of school using your fucking programs because you monopolized the market for digital documents. You’ve literally completely monopolized video games and now decide that I, a poor fucking plebeian, am not worthy to enjoy art or happiness. Just shoot me next time.

I am so extremely deeply saddened by the way that we literally cannot have anything. Microsoft it was a terribly costly splurge for me to be paying $20 a month to play your games in the first place. I am absolutely not paying $30 a month for the same games just because you decided I should pay more

Feeling like a child because I lowkey am still a child

I let cellar spiders live in my house cause they’re pretty chill but they lowkey haven’t been paying rent. There’s been like 3 flies buzzing around here for the past week and baby roaches and moths scuttling about… y’all I thought we had an agreement???

So last week we discovered a black widow infestation in our back yard and on our front porch. Killed as many as we found because we have small dogs. Today while cleaning, I’m pretty sure I found a brown widow inside our house…