I have found the Excalibur of magnetic chalkboard manufacturers.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have found the Excalibur of magnetic chalkboard manufacturers.
I am teaching a new essay workshop starting THIS MONDAY, NOV. 24. This class is magic. Your words will glow with power. Contact me quick, only 2 slots left!
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am teaching a new essay workshop starting THIS MONDAY, NOV. 24. This class is magic. Your words will glow with power. Contact me quick, only 2 slots left!
My new portrait of the Brazilian Saint Anastacia Escrava, and one of my better fashion reviews from the New York Times. It pinpoints exactly where I fell in love with fashion as a topic.
August 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My new portrait of the Brazilian Saint Anastacia Escrava, and one of my better fashion reviews from the New York Times. It pinpoints exactly where I fell in love with fashion as a topic.
Rest in Power, Loni
August 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Rest in Power, Loni
No, seriously: if you're trying to write anything, take my workshop. It's amazing what a tight, small group dynamic can do for motivation and creative flow.
“Taking a writing course with Cintra is the best investment I have ever made in my career and myself."
— Amanda Nealon
“Taking a writing course with Cintra is the best investment I have ever made in my career and myself."
— Amanda Nealon
July 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No, seriously: if you're trying to write anything, take my workshop. It's amazing what a tight, small group dynamic can do for motivation and creative flow.
“Taking a writing course with Cintra is the best investment I have ever made in my career and myself."
— Amanda Nealon
“Taking a writing course with Cintra is the best investment I have ever made in my career and myself."
— Amanda Nealon
Slots are filling quickly! Only 4 students per class, so you get a LOT of attention. It’s the bloody best deal.
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Slots are filling quickly! Only 4 students per class, so you get a LOT of attention. It’s the bloody best deal.
I'm teaching again, and you better not miss it, because I will rock your literary world.
April 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm teaching again, and you better not miss it, because I will rock your literary world.
WRITING PEOPLE. I am the Editrix that can save your dying manuscript. The coach that can kick your novel through the goal post. The writing mentor you wish you always had. DM me.
January 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
WRITING PEOPLE. I am the Editrix that can save your dying manuscript. The coach that can kick your novel through the goal post. The writing mentor you wish you always had. DM me.
Shout out to Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero.
January 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shout out to Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero.
Actually, New York Times, the motivation was fucking obvious. If you're going to blow up a Cybertruck in front of a Trump Palace, it is fairly fucking clear that your motivation is that you despise Donald Trump, and think he's set to destroy democracy. You fucking GOP ball-sucking idiots.
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Actually, New York Times, the motivation was fucking obvious. If you're going to blow up a Cybertruck in front of a Trump Palace, it is fairly fucking clear that your motivation is that you despise Donald Trump, and think he's set to destroy democracy. You fucking GOP ball-sucking idiots.
Words for the fashion wonk in you! Handcarved by me and given an audio treatment that will blow your bangs back. Free on the Substacks!
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May 16, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Words for the fashion wonk in you! Handcarved by me and given an audio treatment that will blow your bangs back. Free on the Substacks!
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substack.com/home/post/p-...
I just trashed Elon on Twitter, and he actually liked and reTweeted me. I'm waiting for the black helicopters to come.
May 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I just trashed Elon on Twitter, and he actually liked and reTweeted me. I'm waiting for the black helicopters to come.
YES It's that moment of your week again, when I exhort you to read some weird story about these two creeps I met once when my car broke down.
Free on the Substacks in glorious audio and visual! Cazart.
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Free on the Substacks in glorious audio and visual! Cazart.
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April 25, 2024 at 7:17 AM
YES It's that moment of your week again, when I exhort you to read some weird story about these two creeps I met once when my car broke down.
Free on the Substacks in glorious audio and visual! Cazart.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Free on the Substacks in glorious audio and visual! Cazart.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
An oldie but a goodie on my Substack today about the endurance and history of Goth culture.
Break out that Coty Airspun face powder and a ram's horn full of Zinfandel. Free!
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Break out that Coty Airspun face powder and a ram's horn full of Zinfandel. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
April 18, 2024 at 11:00 AM
An oldie but a goodie on my Substack today about the endurance and history of Goth culture.
Break out that Coty Airspun face powder and a ram's horn full of Zinfandel. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Break out that Coty Airspun face powder and a ram's horn full of Zinfandel. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Here's a new thing I wrote about how the Audrey Hepburn image is completely destructive to the idea of female adulthood.
It's rude! Dig it hot off the 'Stacks!
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It's rude! Dig it hot off the 'Stacks!
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April 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Here's a new thing I wrote about how the Audrey Hepburn image is completely destructive to the idea of female adulthood.
It's rude! Dig it hot off the 'Stacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
It's rude! Dig it hot off the 'Stacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Enjoy this gleeful crowbarring of Paris Hilton from 2007. It reminded me that I thought things were just as fucked up then as I do now, only then I had no idea how much worse it was going to get. At least celebrity has atomized since then! On the Substacks!
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open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
April 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Enjoy this gleeful crowbarring of Paris Hilton from 2007. It reminded me that I thought things were just as fucked up then as I do now, only then I had no idea how much worse it was going to get. At least celebrity has atomized since then! On the Substacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Dig if you will the picture of this insane midnight puppet show trilogy that by some miracle I was able to pull off in the mid-nineties because America actually had a functional economy then. What japes! Free on the Substack for you, my chickadee.
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open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
March 28, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Dig if you will the picture of this insane midnight puppet show trilogy that by some miracle I was able to pull off in the mid-nineties because America actually had a functional economy then. What japes! Free on the Substack for you, my chickadee.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
A good one from the archives: my visit to the chic, uptown Beretta store in Manhattan, which showed me how fetishists and gun owners alike love animal rugs and filigree. Free on the Substacks for your eyeballs and earholes! Because I live to amuse you.
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open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
March 21, 2024 at 7:34 AM
A good one from the archives: my visit to the chic, uptown Beretta store in Manhattan, which showed me how fetishists and gun owners alike love animal rugs and filigree. Free on the Substacks for your eyeballs and earholes! Because I live to amuse you.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Another whacked-out tale from my druggy teen years, in which I attempt to lance the bourgeoisie with an uninvited conceptual art installation.
Check it out FREE on the Substacks!
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Check it out FREE on the Substacks!
cintra.substack.com/p/minimal-ki...
March 14, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Another whacked-out tale from my druggy teen years, in which I attempt to lance the bourgeoisie with an uninvited conceptual art installation.
Check it out FREE on the Substacks!
cintra.substack.com/p/minimal-ki...
Check it out FREE on the Substacks!
cintra.substack.com/p/minimal-ki...
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, and this is one time I killed and maimed.
I burned down Reed Krakoff's village and drove his women into slavery. He was asking for it.
#ReedKrakoff
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I burned down Reed Krakoff's village and drove his women into slavery. He was asking for it.
#ReedKrakoff
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March 7, 2024 at 5:28 AM
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, and this is one time I killed and maimed.
I burned down Reed Krakoff's village and drove his women into slavery. He was asking for it.
#ReedKrakoff
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I burned down Reed Krakoff's village and drove his women into slavery. He was asking for it.
#ReedKrakoff
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I seem to be obsolete now. I just asked Chat GPT to write a paragraph about the Kardashians in the style of Cintra Wilson and the thing came close enough to blow my hair back.
March 5, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I seem to be obsolete now. I just asked Chat GPT to write a paragraph about the Kardashians in the style of Cintra Wilson and the thing came close enough to blow my hair back.
HARKEN to the insanely dangerous culinary treachery of a Swedish delicacy, and DESPAIR. On the Substacks in glorious audio and words.
Plus a painting of an inflatable gorilla. Free!
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Plus a painting of an inflatable gorilla. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
February 29, 2024 at 4:35 AM
HARKEN to the insanely dangerous culinary treachery of a Swedish delicacy, and DESPAIR. On the Substacks in glorious audio and words.
Plus a painting of an inflatable gorilla. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Plus a painting of an inflatable gorilla. Free!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
LISTEN within to my 4000-word rhapsody (written in 2004) that predicts the ascension of Christian Bale, and hear how hard I crush out on him.
I'm veritably squeaking and beeping with effusive praise. I thoroughly butter his lapels.
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I'm veritably squeaking and beeping with effusive praise. I thoroughly butter his lapels.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
February 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
LISTEN within to my 4000-word rhapsody (written in 2004) that predicts the ascension of Christian Bale, and hear how hard I crush out on him.
I'm veritably squeaking and beeping with effusive praise. I thoroughly butter his lapels.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
I'm veritably squeaking and beeping with effusive praise. I thoroughly butter his lapels.
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
READ all about a riveting fight I had last week with a hardcore PHILISTINE who gets a severe fanny-paddling.
Free in glorious audio and visual, on the Substacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Free in glorious audio and visual, on the Substacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
February 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
READ all about a riveting fight I had last week with a hardcore PHILISTINE who gets a severe fanny-paddling.
Free in glorious audio and visual, on the Substacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
Free in glorious audio and visual, on the Substacks!
open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
