I would say they spent 15 minutes googling it but nowadays they probably just read whatever the ai bot put at the top of their search query. So 15 seconds?

Can we just reclassify everyone as a fertilized egg so that they will care about people?

Not a shelf crashing on my laptop making it inoperable so now I have to buy a pc before those prices skyrocket with ram prices

I hear he’s brokering a peace deal between Oceania and Eastasia.

Concepts of a plan are a fleeting of the mind.

The taxi shut off the self driving feature milliseconds prior to the crash, therefore it was the passengers fault for not avoiding the accident.

Some atonement is needed before that tent gets expanded

If you follow the yellow brick road and seek the wizard he will tell you all is fine.

If you would have splashed her with the holy water and calling for the demon to leave this body. Would she have pressed charges for assault?

Desantis is trying to sway them with his elimination of property tax push. But that’s just going to cause more issues for Floridians than I think Floridians realize. I guess they’ll enjoy the (at a minimum) doubling of sales tax that will have to occur. A regressive tax on a service industry state.

A fool and their money will soon be parted.

I can’t even switch party affiliation to non-affiliated cause this independent makes it a joke.

I will be changing party affiliation in the morning.

He couldn’t even lead them in a chant how did we ever think he could lead them in opposition?

I didn’t think it possible but I seemed to have successfully unsubscribed from all fundraising text and emails from the DNC. But now I’m embarrassed to be a registered Democrat.

I wonder if she gave up her career to take care of the kids so he could continue his downward spiral as a d-list celebrity.

Resign as senate minority leader.

I’m so excited I’m changing my party affiliation! They’ve already lost over half a million registered democrats in Florida what’s another one to the pile.