Chris in Philly
@ciphilly.bsky.social
“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” Schuykill River coastal elite.
How's the book coming? Typing away as we speak, I am sure...
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How's the book coming? Typing away as we speak, I am sure...
Well that provided an overwhelming punch of nostalgia!
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well that provided an overwhelming punch of nostalgia!
Any Steely Dan on the jukebox?
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Any Steely Dan on the jukebox?
To be fair, it was almost impossible even before AI. Now it's positively Sisyphean...
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To be fair, it was almost impossible even before AI. Now it's positively Sisyphean...
The US military acting like Somali pirates as ICE torment innocent Somali-Americans is a layer of irony so thick a nuclear warhead couldn't penetrate it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The US military acting like Somali pirates as ICE torment innocent Somali-Americans is a layer of irony so thick a nuclear warhead couldn't penetrate it.
Also telling everyone affordability is a hoax. Keep it up! Republicans in disarray!
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also telling everyone affordability is a hoax. Keep it up! Republicans in disarray!
The irony is if he helped Ukraine and ended the war on THEIR terms he probably would get his stupid medal! But he can't. Quite the pickle...
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The irony is if he helped Ukraine and ended the war on THEIR terms he probably would get his stupid medal! But he can't. Quite the pickle...
I think you already know the answer, Max...
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think you already know the answer, Max...
They could, I don’t know, stop bringing these skid marks on to their television show to let them spew filth. But I know that’s crazy talk.
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They could, I don’t know, stop bringing these skid marks on to their television show to let them spew filth. But I know that’s crazy talk.
I have made the difficult decision to step down as starting point guard for the Philadelphia 76ers to spend more time with my family. Thank you for honoring my privacy at this time...
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have made the difficult decision to step down as starting point guard for the Philadelphia 76ers to spend more time with my family. Thank you for honoring my privacy at this time...
To be fair, he might change his own diapers...
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
To be fair, he might change his own diapers...
They just like talking to salesmen…
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They just like talking to salesmen…
Fuck the Machine? Fuck the Machine!
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fuck the Machine? Fuck the Machine!
How did he not become a star. Brilliant performance.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
How did he not become a star. Brilliant performance.
Project Genesis?
a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
ALT: a man with gray hair and a scarf around his neck
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Project Genesis?
Whitmer didn't just bend the knee, she acted like she was trying to hide behind folders so nobody would know she was there. Zohran walked in like he owned the place.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Whitmer didn't just bend the knee, she acted like she was trying to hide behind folders so nobody would know she was there. Zohran walked in like he owned the place.
I used scotch tape on reel to reel edits at one point. God, I am Abe Simpson now...
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I used scotch tape on reel to reel edits at one point. God, I am Abe Simpson now...
Nice boob stain, JD!
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nice boob stain, JD!