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Deus ex machinis
Fortinet removed their "Homosexuality" web filter category in 2011 due to WOKE

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October 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
LastFM is letterboxd for audioph*les
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Unless medicine for the ultra rich has some scary developments in the next few decades, I WILL live to see Elon Musk die alone and that's a nice thought
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sorry I'm late to work, there was so much traffic on my commute to the home office this morning
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*insulting a white collar urbanite*
Yer just a no-good, slack-brained yuppie!
juli.ee juliet @juli.ee · Sep 30
you can tell who is slack brained in your discord server because they keep reacting with 👍
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you want women's steel caps, you can have any colour you want so long as it's PINK
September 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
French girl addressing her wound
"La boo-boo"
September 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
In order to verify that you've been really really good this year, Santa now requires 3+ signed character references
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Business card but it's actually just a cute sticker, with your contact details printed on the backing.

No use for my card? Enjoy the free art!
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Thank you little funny blotter tabs
I adore how seriously we took making original art for our little computer magazines in the 1980s
September 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If your opponent doesn't return your serve that means they left you on delivered 🏸
September 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It's really easy to bypass a firewall. Instead of using a default route, use an escape route instead
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by Ari
August 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Network jitter is actually just your appliance stuttering. The retransmitted packets give it the same cadence:

T-too m-ma-many p-packets >~<
September 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by Ari
mrrreow:3
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Clown tgirl who gets insecure over her size 18 shoes
September 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She's not narcoleptic she's nekoleptic 🐈
(prone to cat naps and big stretches)
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I added icing!
August 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you were a garden
I'd pull out the stakes
Wild and ugly
Thorny growths split brick

Impossible to traverse
You wilt under your own wait
A ravenous thirst
To obliterate worst laid plans

More than it's worth to fix
Let's throw it all in the skip
I'm sick of struggling
To keep you sick
August 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Australian localized version of Duvet by Boa called Doona
August 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bush Tucker is the Aussie slang version of carpet muncher
August 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I gotta get my funny up
I gotta get my funny up
I gotta get my funny up
I gotta get my funny up
I gotta get my-
August 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The TV, I saw, I saw it uhhh, flouresce
holy shit yall they playin orange here.

wish they were playin blue tho ngl
August 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by Ari
August 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The only meaningful consumer item to have dropped significantly in cost over the last 10 years is 50"+ TVs
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM