I'm the witch
@circusarah.bsky.social
I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right
Look, this is what I have to get me through today
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Look, this is what I have to get me through today
Yeah it's absolutely awful
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Yeah it's absolutely awful
Assumed that's what happened, figured you'd want it "on the record" so to speak
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Assumed that's what happened, figured you'd want it "on the record" so to speak
*is* supposed to be?
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
*is* supposed to be?
That end zone spin catch in the championship game is still one of my all-time favorites
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That end zone spin catch in the championship game is still one of my all-time favorites
Great Comet
I tried to read War & Peace once, started making a spreadsheet of the 6 names for every character
Prologue: "it's a complicated Russian novel, everyone's got 9 different names"
... Okay I'm in
I tried to read War & Peace once, started making a spreadsheet of the 6 names for every character
Prologue: "it's a complicated Russian novel, everyone's got 9 different names"
... Okay I'm in
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Great Comet
I tried to read War & Peace once, started making a spreadsheet of the 6 names for every character
Prologue: "it's a complicated Russian novel, everyone's got 9 different names"
... Okay I'm in
I tried to read War & Peace once, started making a spreadsheet of the 6 names for every character
Prologue: "it's a complicated Russian novel, everyone's got 9 different names"
... Okay I'm in
Rodgers isn't playing, she's gonna think you're spreading misinformation 🤣
Dad, did you make up this bag guy like you did Napoleon??
Dad, did you make up this bag guy like you did Napoleon??
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Rodgers isn't playing, she's gonna think you're spreading misinformation 🤣
Dad, did you make up this bag guy like you did Napoleon??
Dad, did you make up this bag guy like you did Napoleon??
Goddammit Rick don't you know that song is contagious
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Goddammit Rick don't you know that song is contagious
I cackled at the combination of Wallace Wells and Frederick Chilton
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I cackled at the combination of Wallace Wells and Frederick Chilton
Also there's a ton of Paradise Lost in there
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Also there's a ton of Paradise Lost in there
Yeah, I vaguely remembered talking about it in some class or another, and looked it up to be sure 😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Yeah, I vaguely remembered talking about it in some class or another, and looked it up to be sure 😂
Why is that weird? He does it in the novel too
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why is that weird? He does it in the novel too
I actually thought of Tool because I get sandwiches without eggs and Will quoted "Die Eier Von Satan" at me 😂
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I actually thought of Tool because I get sandwiches without eggs and Will quoted "Die Eier Von Satan" at me 😂
omg Mike Johnson is right about something
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
omg Mike Johnson is right about something
Can we get Spoken to play some Tool or something in retaliation?
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can we get Spoken to play some Tool or something in retaliation?
Josh O'Connor? Or was it last year that he was in everything?
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Josh O'Connor? Or was it last year that he was in everything?
You are everything maidens could wish for
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
You are everything maidens could wish for
It's one of my go-tos, you'll be surprised how good a reaction it gets. Only problem is the hooohoohoohoooos at the end go on forever 😂
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It's one of my go-tos, you'll be surprised how good a reaction it gets. Only problem is the hooohoohoohoooos at the end go on forever 😂
In my experience, all the best people went to law school in their mid-to-late thirties
October 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In my experience, all the best people went to law school in their mid-to-late thirties