Generating sarcasm requires a sense of humor. This is merely stupid and, coming from the current VP, wafts a scent of treason in its wake. Clearly, the bar of entertainment for you is underground.

You’re going to get ratioed to hell and back for this one.
WE ARE NOT A MONARCHY.
You aren’t fit to do anything but continue to live in the diseased colon of your addled overlord as the parasite you are. Enjoy!