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Never make fun of a short man. He'll kill you.
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Never make fun of a short man. He'll kill you.
*The management regrets the error.
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*The management regrets the error.
What's your minimum on the craps table tonight?
So hard to find a $5 table these days. And forget a $3 table!
So hard to find a $5 table these days. And forget a $3 table!
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What's your minimum on the craps table tonight?
So hard to find a $5 table these days. And forget a $3 table!
So hard to find a $5 table these days. And forget a $3 table!
Yeah, he only has
A dangerous mind.
A dangerous mind.
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yeah, he only has
A dangerous mind.
A dangerous mind.
This movie defied the Hayes Code.
Potter is never shown being caught for stealing that money.
Potter is never shown being caught for stealing that money.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This movie defied the Hayes Code.
Potter is never shown being caught for stealing that money.
Potter is never shown being caught for stealing that money.
Which inflation? Monetary, physical, or the phenomenon at the beginning of the universe that allowed for expansion faster than the speed of light?
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Which inflation? Monetary, physical, or the phenomenon at the beginning of the universe that allowed for expansion faster than the speed of light?
At least it won't affect the budget. Priests at Catholic charities have volunteered to do searches of the young, pretty ones.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At least it won't affect the budget. Priests at Catholic charities have volunteered to do searches of the young, pretty ones.
Didn't the courts say he didn't have the power to impose tariffs?
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Didn't the courts say he didn't have the power to impose tariffs?
...is the latest Apple product!
Turn your will over to the app and let it do the thinking for you!
Turn your will over to the app and let it do the thinking for you!
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
...is the latest Apple product!
Turn your will over to the app and let it do the thinking for you!
Turn your will over to the app and let it do the thinking for you!
The cruelty is the point.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The cruelty is the point.
...so we'll settle for his cheap knockoff, Herman Shipper.
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
...so we'll settle for his cheap knockoff, Herman Shipper.
Yeah, the government of Venezuela deserves to know what happened to their citizens as well.
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Yeah, the government of Venezuela deserves to know what happened to their citizens as well.
It's been six years since TROS. I'm starting to think the franchise is dead.
I know a lot happened after TROS but they could have a script written! Have a plan. Something!
Come on Disney! What's the story?
I know a lot happened after TROS but they could have a script written! Have a plan. Something!
Come on Disney! What's the story?
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's been six years since TROS. I'm starting to think the franchise is dead.
I know a lot happened after TROS but they could have a script written! Have a plan. Something!
Come on Disney! What's the story?
I know a lot happened after TROS but they could have a script written! Have a plan. Something!
Come on Disney! What's the story?
Can't wait to hear your take on Gungan politics!
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can't wait to hear your take on Gungan politics!
I didn't know that, but that does track for an old Gungan man.
Guess I need to get rid of that CD, just like my CD of Roseanne Barr and Gilbert Gottfried singing classic duets.
The theme from "Officer and a Gentleman" never sounded so lovely!
Guess I need to get rid of that CD, just like my CD of Roseanne Barr and Gilbert Gottfried singing classic duets.
The theme from "Officer and a Gentleman" never sounded so lovely!
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I didn't know that, but that does track for an old Gungan man.
Guess I need to get rid of that CD, just like my CD of Roseanne Barr and Gilbert Gottfried singing classic duets.
The theme from "Officer and a Gentleman" never sounded so lovely!
Guess I need to get rid of that CD, just like my CD of Roseanne Barr and Gilbert Gottfried singing classic duets.
The theme from "Officer and a Gentleman" never sounded so lovely!
At last! A kindred spirit!
Could it be that you are the other person who bought "Boss Nass Sings the Very Best of Peabo Bryson"?
Or the greatest hits of the Gungan Tabernacle Choir?
Could it be that you are the other person who bought "Boss Nass Sings the Very Best of Peabo Bryson"?
Or the greatest hits of the Gungan Tabernacle Choir?
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
At last! A kindred spirit!
Could it be that you are the other person who bought "Boss Nass Sings the Very Best of Peabo Bryson"?
Or the greatest hits of the Gungan Tabernacle Choir?
Could it be that you are the other person who bought "Boss Nass Sings the Very Best of Peabo Bryson"?
Or the greatest hits of the Gungan Tabernacle Choir?
Everybody is trying to sell you something these days.
I get it, I hustle where I can. I'm no different.
I just try to keep it in its place.
I get it, I hustle where I can. I'm no different.
I just try to keep it in its place.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Everybody is trying to sell you something these days.
I get it, I hustle where I can. I'm no different.
I just try to keep it in its place.
I get it, I hustle where I can. I'm no different.
I just try to keep it in its place.
The Star Wars Holiday Special is and will always be the greatest achievement in Star Wars history. It introduced Boba Fett.
And had Bea Arthur.
And had Bea Arthur.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The Star Wars Holiday Special is and will always be the greatest achievement in Star Wars history. It introduced Boba Fett.
And had Bea Arthur.
And had Bea Arthur.
At least they're not trying to get you to invest in crypto.
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
At least they're not trying to get you to invest in crypto.
Frau Traudl provided the basis for "Downfall." She would go on to say she regretted not looking deeper into the philosophy of the nazis as she "wasn't a fanatic nazi."
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Frau Traudl provided the basis for "Downfall." She would go on to say she regretted not looking deeper into the philosophy of the nazis as she "wasn't a fanatic nazi."
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
That's right! I said sailors wear silk pajamas! What're ya gonna do about it, squid?
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
That's right! I said sailors wear silk pajamas! What're ya gonna do about it, squid?
"Never turn a misdemeanor into a felony." Bruce Rivers' advice to everyone pulled over for speeding, no license plate, etc.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Never turn a misdemeanor into a felony." Bruce Rivers' advice to everyone pulled over for speeding, no license plate, etc.
Alt text: a United Health Care CEO tries to rob a union garbage worker.
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Alt text: a United Health Care CEO tries to rob a union garbage worker.
Good. Lisa needs braces!
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Good. Lisa needs braces!
