Casey D
@citizencase.bsky.social
Comedy, cats, and my alliteration falls apart when I add puppets
My authorsona, Roger Kunt, ready to weave a tale of erotic fantasy at Otherworld Theater tonight
February 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My authorsona, Roger Kunt, ready to weave a tale of erotic fantasy at Otherworld Theater tonight
Natural, classic, dramatic, extravagant
January 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Natural, classic, dramatic, extravagant
This is probably a bold statement considering the people I did allow to make me feel like shit, but I’d be goddamned before I’d be bullied by someone named “Apple”
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
This is probably a bold statement considering the people I did allow to make me feel like shit, but I’d be goddamned before I’d be bullied by someone named “Apple”
My career as a mugger is off to a great start
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
My career as a mugger is off to a great start
Crab on the CTA redline
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Crab on the CTA redline
Congrats to our new attorney general
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Congrats to our new attorney general
Oscar. His name became a self fulfilling prophecy because he tends to be cranky. Super acrobatic, super fast, concerningly good at finding doors and windows. I can get him to try eating anything as long as I pretend to take a few bites first
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Oscar. His name became a self fulfilling prophecy because he tends to be cranky. Super acrobatic, super fast, concerningly good at finding doors and windows. I can get him to try eating anything as long as I pretend to take a few bites first
Orson and I have a complicated relationship. I thought we were friends, but when his roommate and my original bird passed away it turns out he was just putting up with me. I guess it’s not that complicated. I like him more than he likes me. Oh well. We can’t help who we like
November 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Orson and I have a complicated relationship. I thought we were friends, but when his roommate and my original bird passed away it turns out he was just putting up with me. I guess it’s not that complicated. I like him more than he likes me. Oh well. We can’t help who we like
The birds: Orson and Oscar
November 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The birds: Orson and Oscar
You know that family that already has several kids, but they want to “leave it in God’s hands” so he sends them a kid that is a very clear cease and desist? Anyway, this is Gritty. She was a neighborhood cat who got shot and probably never needed to be a housecat, but here we are. She is very funny
November 14, 2024 at 2:00 AM
You know that family that already has several kids, but they want to “leave it in God’s hands” so he sends them a kid that is a very clear cease and desist? Anyway, this is Gritty. She was a neighborhood cat who got shot and probably never needed to be a housecat, but here we are. She is very funny
(Fancy) Pants. Pants is bossy, mouthy, and so intense that you think she might be an eccentric genius, but you eventually realize that there’s no method to her madness. Nobody is prepared for what her voice sounds like. She is the most particular about how she wants to be pet
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
(Fancy) Pants. Pants is bossy, mouthy, and so intense that you think she might be an eccentric genius, but you eventually realize that there’s no method to her madness. Nobody is prepared for what her voice sounds like. She is the most particular about how she wants to be pet
Cricket. Standard slinkus ninja model. Visitors have stayed in my house for weeks and not seen her, but I am not those people and this cat loves me down and will not leave me alone if I’m in the house alone. She wants me to go to bed right now so she can lay on me. Tries to trap me but is only 9 lbs
November 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Cricket. Standard slinkus ninja model. Visitors have stayed in my house for weeks and not seen her, but I am not those people and this cat loves me down and will not leave me alone if I’m in the house alone. She wants me to go to bed right now so she can lay on me. Tries to trap me but is only 9 lbs
T-Boy (the T doesn’t stand for anything). The most affectionate cat you’ll ever meet if you can win him over. A big hugger. The cats’ favorite cat. He purrs so loud it sometimes sounds like a stripped out motor. Loooooves music. Often seen in the company of his twin sister
November 14, 2024 at 1:44 AM
T-Boy (the T doesn’t stand for anything). The most affectionate cat you’ll ever meet if you can win him over. A big hugger. The cats’ favorite cat. He purrs so loud it sometimes sounds like a stripped out motor. Loooooves music. Often seen in the company of his twin sister
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, second oldest and probably littlest. Found in the road with a hole in his neck, he found a sucker and never looked back. He loves being babied and is always the first to greet guests. He is also a prolific killer and why I had to move them all inside. What a sweet baby
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, second oldest and probably littlest. Found in the road with a hole in his neck, he found a sucker and never looked back. He loves being babied and is always the first to greet guests. He is also a prolific killer and why I had to move them all inside. What a sweet baby
Zapp is the oldest and also the biggest. He talks a ton of shit and doesn’t like any of the younger cats except Digby, but he’s all talk. Since becoming an indoor cat he got real thick, but he’s also a little more chill, so maybe he was just dieting and cranky before
November 14, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Zapp is the oldest and also the biggest. He talks a ton of shit and doesn’t like any of the younger cats except Digby, but he’s all talk. Since becoming an indoor cat he got real thick, but he’s also a little more chill, so maybe he was just dieting and cranky before
The cats, Zapp, Digby, TBoy and Cricket, Pants, and Gritty
November 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The cats, Zapp, Digby, TBoy and Cricket, Pants, and Gritty
The dogs, Nosy and Milo.
Nosy’s name is also a descriptor. She has to know what’s going on. She is very anxious, and doesn’t like dogs that aren’t family.
Milo was a foster, but then the shelter shut down, so now he’s mine. He’s a charmer, but he’s also frequently up to something
Nosy’s name is also a descriptor. She has to know what’s going on. She is very anxious, and doesn’t like dogs that aren’t family.
Milo was a foster, but then the shelter shut down, so now he’s mine. He’s a charmer, but he’s also frequently up to something
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The dogs, Nosy and Milo.
Nosy’s name is also a descriptor. She has to know what’s going on. She is very anxious, and doesn’t like dogs that aren’t family.
Milo was a foster, but then the shelter shut down, so now he’s mine. He’s a charmer, but he’s also frequently up to something
Nosy’s name is also a descriptor. She has to know what’s going on. She is very anxious, and doesn’t like dogs that aren’t family.
Milo was a foster, but then the shelter shut down, so now he’s mine. He’s a charmer, but he’s also frequently up to something
Master thread of my pets (current cast)
November 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Master thread of my pets (current cast)
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Can I offer you a nice bird in these trying times?
November 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Can I offer you a nice bird in these trying times?