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Tone
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Vinyl wanker, video game wanker, craft beer wanker, film wanker, gig wanker.
Agreed. The indie game scene has so much going on at least. But my heart sinks a bit when I play something original that nobody on my friends list has touched. Meanwhile they’re all playing Black Ops 27 or some other shit.
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don’t disagree. I’m playing a lot less of these 100-hour “check off all the icons on the map” games. They’re a good time killer, but there’s more meaningful experiences to be had.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s like one of those Ocean platformers from the early 90s but, you know, actually good.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I said this when I first watched it, then years later, I watched it again a couple of times in fairly quick succession. It does have a thread of hope and decency through it that I perhaps overlooked the first time.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Clever writing could probably make it work. At least keep her as a seductress and sultry character. No giant Venus flytraps or any of that nonsense though.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I reckon there could be a way. I mean Nolan managed to rework Bane to work in that universe. But, as Tom said, Reeves has previously stated this film will have “all new” villains for live action.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh yeah. I had momentarily forgotten about that. I’d love to see Ivy again in a film though. And, for all that film’s faults, Uma Thurman’s version was (at least) a lot of fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw a photo of Jeff Goldblum in Madame Tussaud’s the other day. It looks far more lifelike than this clown.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
God. I haven’t watched Serpico for YEARS. Or Dog Day Afternoon for that matter. Shameful.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I was probably being a bit unfair making it generational, but you’re right. It’s public cinemas where rubbish behaviour has become the default. It’s just something that is far worse than it was 15-20 years ago.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Unfortunately, that’s not normal where I live in the East of England. Indie and art house cinemas don’t exist here (it’s all soulless multiplexes). I’d have to go to London for such an experience.

(Didn’t expect this reply, so thank you! I’ve enjoyed a lot of your work over the years.)
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Watching something for the first time isn’t seen as “special” anymore. I’m old enough to remember when there was a two-year wait between the cinema release and the home video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Now that would be BRILLIANT.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It’s a lazy guess, but Poison Ivy? Or maybe they’re going for a female Talon, as it’s allegedly going to centre around the Court of Owls.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I haven’t had one for years and often get letters. I need to subscribe to one immediately if I decide, going forward, that I want to *checks notes* watch cringe.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Paul Dano was so bad in that movie that, erm, he was promoted and ended up playing two characters in it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pissed myself throughout it. I watched a lot of the Zucker/Abrahams stuff this year, and it was easily my favourite of the bunch.

Christ. That underwater scene. The technical commitment to the gags is beyond ridiculous.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Probably my favourite stupid gag was where he’s learning German from a training tape, and all the taught phrases are borderline offensive stereotypes (“I spilt sauerkraut on my lederhosen”).
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watched it a while back and, to my shame, it was the first time I’d seen it properly (I’d been subjected to clips of it for years though). He was a remarkable comic talent, and it’s kinda weird that wasn’t leant into more (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, for instance and he’s superbly funny in Tombstone too).
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM