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Suffocate the trolls
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
These replies are giving me life
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
This joke deserves a better fate
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I do not read graphic novels like ever, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It’s really funny how sports, a true winner-take-all competition, is what brings us all together.
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I've been using the same boarding pass as my only bookmark for 2 years now!
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The goose meme is really getting its day in the sun.
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is Seager erasure
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I know you’re making a serious (and valid) critique, but I can never watch that scene without laughing. Funniest line in the whole movie.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I had trouble reading this to my wife because I couldn’t see through the tears of laughter
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Don’t secretly love Cedar Rapids. Love it loud and proud. It’s fantastic!
December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Interabang Books in Dallas
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just found it at my local independent store’s site. Can’t preorder until May, but set a reminder for myself!
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Best Labor Day weekend ever
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
N7 for some amazing French cuisine
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The best Sazerac is at Bar Tonique
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Shift is still mostly exposition. Dust gets to the good stuff.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This! How is anything his fault? An auditorium full of adult parents is LAUGHING at Kevin’s expense. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills that his parents just sit there.
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whenever I get donuts for the family, my dad tax is a chocolate milk just for me. It’s also a shockingly great hangover remedy.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Streetlights lit you up like a cigarette
The kinda glow that a man don’t wanna quit
- “Streetlights” by Motel Radio

As soon as the sun goes down
I find my way to the Mustang Lounge
Where if you don’t sit facing the window
You could be in any town
- “Cumberland Gap” by Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“six times (since Thanksgiving)”
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This. There has to be 500 movies I’ve seen at least six times in my life
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM