CitoyenDuMonde
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Explains the masking
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Explains the masking
Minor electrical issue = ventricular tachycardia
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Minor electrical issue = ventricular tachycardia
Soon, precious, soon.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Soon, precious, soon.
Minor electrical problem probably means ventricular tachycardia.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Minor electrical problem probably means ventricular tachycardia.
THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE!
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE!
Orderlies should be by soon to put him back on the locked unit.
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Orderlies should be by soon to put him back on the locked unit.
You know your moral compass is off when the Catholic Church is shaming you.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You know your moral compass is off when the Catholic Church is shaming you.
Lovely, but our country is falling apart. Where them Epstein files at? Are you doing everything possible to rein in our lunatic president?
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Lovely, but our country is falling apart. Where them Epstein files at? Are you doing everything possible to rein in our lunatic president?
And even longer to find a human smaller in moral standing than he.
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
And even longer to find a human smaller in moral standing than he.
May the Don Ho Doctrine will replace the dumbass Donroe Doctorine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere!
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
May the Don Ho Doctrine will replace the dumbass Donroe Doctorine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere!
She's like a squirrel with a buckeye in each cheek pouch
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
She's like a squirrel with a buckeye in each cheek pouch
This constantly salivating ghoul has got to go. Can't stand listening to him trip over his own giddy saliva when speaking.
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This constantly salivating ghoul has got to go. Can't stand listening to him trip over his own giddy saliva when speaking.
Pushing for the adoption of the Don Ho Doctrine over the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirt across the western hemisphere.
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Pushing for the adoption of the Don Ho Doctrine over the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirt across the western hemisphere.
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere
Hopefully this helps:
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Hopefully this helps:
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere: The Don Ho Doctrine
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere: The Don Ho Doctrine
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere:
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere:
Advocating for the Don Ho Doctrine to replace the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Advocating for the Don Ho Doctrine to replace the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.