Shaddock
@citrusmaxima.bsky.social
Your favorite fruit’s favorite fruit.
Not enough Mar-a-Lago face to be believable.
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Not enough Mar-a-Lago face to be believable.
Literally wtf are you talking about bro
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Literally wtf are you talking about bro
Glad to see Ryan Grim finally working with America’s finest news source.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Glad to see Ryan Grim finally working with America’s finest news source.
And anger his donors and AIPAC?
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
And anger his donors and AIPAC?
This is more than enough food for 2 adults. Also, who was supposed to get the extra hotdog?
August 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is more than enough food for 2 adults. Also, who was supposed to get the extra hotdog?
There are 4 cookies and 7 hotdogs. How many people is this spread meant to feed? 🤔
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There are 4 cookies and 7 hotdogs. How many people is this spread meant to feed? 🤔
Oh he has an opinion, he just doesn’t want to say that it’s continuing to fund Israel.
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh he has an opinion, he just doesn’t want to say that it’s continuing to fund Israel.
And they say the left can’t meme
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And they say the left can’t meme
Starship Troopers is calling your name. Will you heed it?
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Starship Troopers is calling your name. Will you heed it?
In this timeline? Probably like 15 years. But by then, Silicon Valley freaks will claim to have uploaded his essence into whatever AI offshoot of Palantir that is ruling the country and his followers will continue to worship him.
July 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In this timeline? Probably like 15 years. But by then, Silicon Valley freaks will claim to have uploaded his essence into whatever AI offshoot of Palantir that is ruling the country and his followers will continue to worship him.
The way they’re looking at him, like “bro, we just want a real goddamn plate of food”
July 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The way they’re looking at him, like “bro, we just want a real goddamn plate of food”
A tremendous sexual abuser. They say he’s one of the greatest in history. One of the greatest. They really say that. You would not believe the kinds of assault this man has achieved.
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A tremendous sexual abuser. They say he’s one of the greatest in history. One of the greatest. They really say that. You would not believe the kinds of assault this man has achieved.
Except the greatest repercussion of all: dishonoring poor Congress 😢
July 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Except the greatest repercussion of all: dishonoring poor Congress 😢
This photo goes ridiculously hard. Wish I could see it in person.
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This photo goes ridiculously hard. Wish I could see it in person.
What did he mean by this?
July 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What did he mean by this?
If I were a little fish I would be shook.
July 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If I were a little fish I would be shook.
The thing about final straws is they do not need to be heavy to break the camel’s back.
July 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The thing about final straws is they do not need to be heavy to break the camel’s back.
At least this would be an error, unlike what’s described in the NYT hit piece.
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
At least this would be an error, unlike what’s described in the NYT hit piece.
It sounds southern. You’re just a bigot.
July 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It sounds southern. You’re just a bigot.
I’m sure @benryanwriter.bsky.social can give the newbie some tips to bump that rookie number up a little!
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m sure @benryanwriter.bsky.social can give the newbie some tips to bump that rookie number up a little!
Is this what passes for journalism at NYT? This is a despicable smear intended to weaponize race.
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is this what passes for journalism at NYT? This is a despicable smear intended to weaponize race.
Quality over quantity.
July 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Quality over quantity.
One star seems harsh. But is it out of 4 or 5?
July 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One star seems harsh. But is it out of 4 or 5?