@hoi.paradoxinteractive.com You guys are being sent to Nova Prospekt, you will all become Stalkers.

Uninstall

I don't know what the citizens of City 17 are talking about, something about a "Christmas" but i am hereby banning all mention or celebration about that word or thing. If you DARE mention it in MY City you're getting sent straight to Nova Prospekt and maybe, you'll get to be a stalker, if I'm nice.

I just visited Ulaanbaatar in the former country of "Mongolia", and it has many places PERFECT for Breencrasts. I'm going to turn this into City 23. All "Mongols" will hear my voice every day.

Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite?

We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens.

The Sun is Leaking

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."

Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.