@civser.bsky.social
Ooh, you're bringing me my bikini...give me the date for my diary.
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ooh, you're bringing me my bikini...give me the date for my diary.
Urgh, you've asked me a question which, however I answer it, I'm going to look like a big head, but yes I got the answers straight away.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Urgh, you've asked me a question which, however I answer it, I'm going to look like a big head, but yes I got the answers straight away.
🤣 I don't think one of those boob tube types would be enough support
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🤣 I don't think one of those boob tube types would be enough support
I think my moobs would appreciate a bikini
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think my moobs would appreciate a bikini
It could be worse. My gp said 'love you' to me.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It could be worse. My gp said 'love you' to me.
The last teabag.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The last teabag.
That's a good omen up here for a happy life
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That's a good omen up here for a happy life
So, they're playing Paper, Rock, Scissors on rotation each round. On the last round, you played scissors which means they must have played rock to defeat you. So you know the next time, they'll play scissors meaning you can play rock to win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So, they're playing Paper, Rock, Scissors on rotation each round. On the last round, you played scissors which means they must have played rock to defeat you. So you know the next time, they'll play scissors meaning you can play rock to win.
Yep, it's been great with my full fibre.
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yep, it's been great with my full fibre.
It took a little time to appreciate the intricacies, but it's not too hard. I didn't actually have Sky Q to begin woth so I can't say how close playlist is to recordings.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It took a little time to appreciate the intricacies, but it's not too hard. I didn't actually have Sky Q to begin woth so I can't say how close playlist is to recordings.
If you watch stuff on the itvx app, you'll need to continue to pay itv to not have ads on their app.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you watch stuff on the itvx app, you'll need to continue to pay itv to not have ads on their app.
Yes, really love it. I've got the movies package too and it's great to be able to watch what you want when you want.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yes, really love it. I've got the movies package too and it's great to be able to watch what you want when you want.
Sorry, I scrambled my eggs today, otherwise I'd have shared.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Sorry, I scrambled my eggs today, otherwise I'd have shared.
It is, and I haven't been on the app for ages so DM me if you start a game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It is, and I haven't been on the app for ages so DM me if you start a game.
I can just imagine that calls to the police: "my neighbour is exposing his massive balls and is shimmering"
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I can just imagine that calls to the police: "my neighbour is exposing his massive balls and is shimmering"
You're welcome, enjoy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You're welcome, enjoy.
You're welcome, hope you enjoy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You're welcome, hope you enjoy.
Just make sure you're clear to hubby that it's not an excuse not to buy a wardrobe.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just make sure you're clear to hubby that it's not an excuse not to buy a wardrobe.
Stay in bed and have the delivery driver present breakfast to you in bed. Then fuck all the rest.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Stay in bed and have the delivery driver present breakfast to you in bed. Then fuck all the rest.
Don't apologise for being you. Who gives a fuck anyway?
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Don't apologise for being you. Who gives a fuck anyway?
Hospital coffee...in a cup...with a saucer? That's posh. My hospital coffee comes in a paper cup.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hospital coffee...in a cup...with a saucer? That's posh. My hospital coffee comes in a paper cup.
And then it'll be 'I know you loved that style of jumper, so I got you a lime green one with cherry spots too, Merry Christmas'. Parents are great.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And then it'll be 'I know you loved that style of jumper, so I got you a lime green one with cherry spots too, Merry Christmas'. Parents are great.
You do realise this isn't really an either/or choice...you'll be given both. That's how parents roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You do realise this isn't really an either/or choice...you'll be given both. That's how parents roll.
You've done a good job. Be interesting to see what's next for the new house.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You've done a good job. Be interesting to see what's next for the new house.
Well done. Looks too much like hard work for my liking. It looks great though.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Well done. Looks too much like hard work for my liking. It looks great though.