CJ Heaton
@cj-heaton.bsky.social
Wife, mom, grandma, sister, aunt, great aunt-to-be. Pagan Democrat, tree-hugging animal lover. Recently retired nodder and smiler at Eh, It’s a Living. I’m going to write more now that my time is more my own.
This is more likely the result of NOT using Tylenol to treat a high fever during pregnancy. Clearly dangerous to mother and child.
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is more likely the result of NOT using Tylenol to treat a high fever during pregnancy. Clearly dangerous to mother and child.
I like to think it’s the result of a coalition of witches hexing him with horrible boils all over his disgusting body. It’s how I hold on to hope.
August 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I like to think it’s the result of a coalition of witches hexing him with horrible boils all over his disgusting body. It’s how I hold on to hope.
I believe the clinical Latin for this disorder is Ucking-fay Unt-cay.
July 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I believe the clinical Latin for this disorder is Ucking-fay Unt-cay.
I can’t get past the singular “There’s” for the plural two genders. But I guess a statement that ignorant might as well be ignorant all over.
April 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I can’t get past the singular “There’s” for the plural two genders. But I guess a statement that ignorant might as well be ignorant all over.
Oh good. The bloated moron managed to out-asshole Al Capone. Another feather in his dunce cap.
April 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh good. The bloated moron managed to out-asshole Al Capone. Another feather in his dunce cap.
The gin blossoms won’t hide themselves.
April 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The gin blossoms won’t hide themselves.
Neither of these two fuckwhistles should be in that room.
April 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Neither of these two fuckwhistles should be in that room.
Fighting at all would be fighting harder. Nodding and smiling may be a good strategy for getting through high school, but not for saving a democracy.
March 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fighting at all would be fighting harder. Nodding and smiling may be a good strategy for getting through high school, but not for saving a democracy.
Is it against Bluesky policy to respond with “Fuck off you ignorant bitch”?Asking for a friend.
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is it against Bluesky policy to respond with “Fuck off you ignorant bitch”?Asking for a friend.
Sweet kitten and sweet car!
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sweet kitten and sweet car!
This is just adorable!
January 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is just adorable!
We all know what a fickle gurl Miss Lindsey can be.
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
We all know what a fickle gurl Miss Lindsey can be.
Scott Jennings? Scott Jennings! Slowly I turned…
November 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Scott Jennings? Scott Jennings! Slowly I turned…
Folks can’t forget something they never believed.
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Folks can’t forget something they never believed.
And maybe…and I could be wrong… that “snowflake” un-friended your MAGA ass on FB because you’re just a fucking asshole. Just a thought.
November 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
And maybe…and I could be wrong… that “snowflake” un-friended your MAGA ass on FB because you’re just a fucking asshole. Just a thought.