I’m concerned Man Cereal isn’t tactical enough for my needs.

When I first got her, Lola was 20 lbs.

Any chance of getting an even bigger mug in the merch store?

Yeah, I think “who? Oh sure, I forgot about her,” probably isn’t the ideal response to a twist.

Everyone’s mad at me because they think I exercised extremely poor judgement, but they’ll be singing a different tune, when they find out I’m just incredibly incompetent!

I’m reminded of my time at RadioShack, when corporate was unhappy with sales, particularly of cell phones. Their solution was to require every salesperson to transition every conversation with a customer to phones. I pissed off so many old guys looking through the parts drawer for capacitors.

I hate that Minneapolis is the one keeping the “well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit, huh?” meme alive.

Gotta get painting again

The only thing I’ve seen for it so far was a YouTube recommendation that I clocked as one of those fake AI trailers that flood my feed if I’m ever not logged in.

Do the above when you find yourself doing the attached.

I’ll be shocked if a Chi-Chi’s can survive at West End.

I think if he demonstrates good conduct, they should at least tape a tube up his nose.

I killed so many of these guys, and there were still so many left over.

Obviously in this particular case, they need to get the situation cleaned up. You can’t be getting Minneapolis privileges that far out.

Imo because my zip code sometimes comes up as “Minneapolis” even though it’s technically in SLP, I should have dual citizenship and get to vote in both local elections.

Can you do me a favor and cast an extra vote for me? They won’t let me vote in a Minneapolis election because I’m “not a resident.” 🙄

As a soft whirring sound is heard, my cat and I go sprinting off to different ends of the apartment when we hear our respective food dispensers activating.

His basis for the recommendation was a really shaky study, but the idea was that playing the didgeridoo requires a technique called “circular breathing” that was supposed to strengthen specific muscles. I never was able to figure it out, though.

The CPAP is unused for 3 months, actually!