CJ Beshara
@cjbeshara.bsky.social
(they/them) sf/f writer, amateur poster, lover of nature and the fantastic. yes, you’ll be able to read my books soon. will you like them? idk man I don’t make the rules.
https://linktr.ee/cjbeshara
https://linktr.ee/cjbeshara
my Spotify wrapped is going to be so embarrassing lmao
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my Spotify wrapped is going to be so embarrassing lmao
overheard a trainer at the gym pushing Ozempic to his client, a woman whose BMI was like 27 at absolute max. insanely brainrotted behavior.
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
overheard a trainer at the gym pushing Ozempic to his client, a woman whose BMI was like 27 at absolute max. insanely brainrotted behavior.
crazy when you read a book and it forces you to think about stuff
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
crazy when you read a book and it forces you to think about stuff
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The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
reread some of my WIP today and this shit is so fire, I cannot wait until you can read this
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
reread some of my WIP today and this shit is so fire, I cannot wait until you can read this
there are at least two other houses on my street that have christmas lights up so needless to say we are engaging in Battle
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
there are at least two other houses on my street that have christmas lights up so needless to say we are engaging in Battle
so does anyone actually own a folding smartphone or was that just like a bit
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
so does anyone actually own a folding smartphone or was that just like a bit
fiance made the mistake of asking for something to read “about witches” and got eight books dumped into his lap
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
fiance made the mistake of asking for something to read “about witches” and got eight books dumped into his lap
predictive text can suck my nuts
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
predictive text can suck my nuts
as a known practitioner of “vibes baking” this morning has been somewhat chaotic for me
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
as a known practitioner of “vibes baking” this morning has been somewhat chaotic for me
one of my toxic traits is that I would honestly love to be in a turkey trot family
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
one of my toxic traits is that I would honestly love to be in a turkey trot family
“Goodreads readers are loving (insert paid placement here)” brother I’m pressing X because I’m fucking doubting
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Goodreads readers are loving (insert paid placement here)” brother I’m pressing X because I’m fucking doubting
sooner or later we all have to try and read Dune and let me tell you, I have been putting that shit OFF
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
sooner or later we all have to try and read Dune and let me tell you, I have been putting that shit OFF
as a strongman fan it’s hilarious to watch Eddie Williams absolutely nuke all of our best competitors in Instagram followers just because he was on Physical: Asia
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
as a strongman fan it’s hilarious to watch Eddie Williams absolutely nuke all of our best competitors in Instagram followers just because he was on Physical: Asia
part of being a millennial is repeatedly yelling “PIVOT” when moving any piece of furniture and giggling like it’s the funniest shit anyone’s ever heard
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
part of being a millennial is repeatedly yelling “PIVOT” when moving any piece of furniture and giggling like it’s the funniest shit anyone’s ever heard
we have but few forms of actual wizardry available to us and the written word is one of them
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
we have but few forms of actual wizardry available to us and the written word is one of them
cat is approaching that age where he sleeps so deeply you gotta check every now and then to make sure he’s not dead
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
cat is approaching that age where he sleeps so deeply you gotta check every now and then to make sure he’s not dead
good morning to all those who are hot, funny, and/or irreversibly embroiled in the lives of fictional people
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
good morning to all those who are hot, funny, and/or irreversibly embroiled in the lives of fictional people
just found a bunch of my writing from years ago that I was pretty sure had disappeared! it’s not good but it is Mine and I was not happy to have lost it
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
just found a bunch of my writing from years ago that I was pretty sure had disappeared! it’s not good but it is Mine and I was not happy to have lost it
ngl Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday and it’s not close
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ngl Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday and it’s not close
starting a research experiment to determine if testosterone therapy will make me funnier
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
starting a research experiment to determine if testosterone therapy will make me funnier
stunlocking a Pokémon guy by telling him your favorite starter is pikachu
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
stunlocking a Pokémon guy by telling him your favorite starter is pikachu
absolutely don’t want dinner but absolutely DO want a pint of applesauce
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
absolutely don’t want dinner but absolutely DO want a pint of applesauce