Chris Blomquist
@cjblomqui.bsky.social
Texas transplant, barbeque connoisseur, KC sports fan.
Choosing the TSwift version of Last Christmas over George Michael is unforgivable.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Choosing the TSwift version of Last Christmas over George Michael is unforgivable.
Andy needs to be gently guided into retirement.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Andy needs to be gently guided into retirement.
Andy Reid is a fine coach... But how many super bowls would Mahomes have with McVay?
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Andy Reid is a fine coach... But how many super bowls would Mahomes have with McVay?
2 QB fantasy league.
You playing Minshew or Cousins?
You playing Minshew or Cousins?
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2 QB fantasy league.
You playing Minshew or Cousins?
You playing Minshew or Cousins?
Bottom 5 QB in the league down the stretch here?
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bottom 5 QB in the league down the stretch here?
Doesn't matter if you can't get home.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Doesn't matter if you can't get home.
It gets automatically reviewed since it's a turnover you fucking dolt. Act like you've seen a football game once in your life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It gets automatically reviewed since it's a turnover you fucking dolt. Act like you've seen a football game once in your life.
Toe tap wasn't really questionable.
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Toe tap wasn't really questionable.
Not really, no. Literally talking about Pat's fighter-pilot vision and giddily laughing about our red zone plays.
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Not really, no. Literally talking about Pat's fighter-pilot vision and giddily laughing about our red zone plays.
Ball was in the air dawg.
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ball was in the air dawg.
Is this a weapons can't get separation stat?
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is this a weapons can't get separation stat?
The Raiders just don't have much win probability to lose?
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Raiders just don't have much win probability to lose?
I know Smoke Shack when I see it.
You hit Reese Bros. yet?
You hit Reese Bros. yet?
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I know Smoke Shack when I see it.
You hit Reese Bros. yet?
You hit Reese Bros. yet?
Run that play with literally any other pass catcher on the team.
September 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Run that play with literally any other pass catcher on the team.
Why is it in the playbook
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why is it in the playbook
Do they just not have a kicker
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do they just not have a kicker
If a national TV game changed how Jawaan Taylor is officiated, this should absolutely do it for the tush push too.
September 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If a national TV game changed how Jawaan Taylor is officiated, this should absolutely do it for the tush push too.
If you have two downs, run that play on third.
September 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you have two downs, run that play on third.
Only reliable play left in the playbook.
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Only reliable play left in the playbook.
Does Aaron "Don't Jab Me Bro" Rodgers come back down to earth against the Seahawks?
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Does Aaron "Don't Jab Me Bro" Rodgers come back down to earth against the Seahawks?
Mahomes and Kelce excel at taking out their own WR1s.
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Mahomes and Kelce excel at taking out their own WR1s.