@cjens19.bsky.social
Dad, nerd, software engineer, aspiring fitness enthusiast, sports enjoyer, space geek, Iowan.
Make the most of your life. While it is rife. While it is light.
Make the most of your life. While it is rife. While it is light.
Guys be putting animal crackers in their girl's underpants instead of going to therapy
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Guys be putting animal crackers in their girl's underpants instead of going to therapy
Get entirely fucked.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Get entirely fucked.
Happy for you brother
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Happy for you brother
Maybe do 5 minutes of research before posting on here and getting absolutely rinsed.
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Maybe do 5 minutes of research before posting on here and getting absolutely rinsed.
By driving my kid to school we get an extra 10 hours per week to exist in each other's presence. And I use those extra hours to raise him in such a way that will prevent him from posting stupid shit online in 20 years like this fella.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
By driving my kid to school we get an extra 10 hours per week to exist in each other's presence. And I use those extra hours to raise him in such a way that will prevent him from posting stupid shit online in 20 years like this fella.
I remember hearing it and seeing it for the first time on MTV in high school, and the song/video did things to me and probably rippled in some small ways of who I am today.
TLDR; it good.
TLDR; it good.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I remember hearing it and seeing it for the first time on MTV in high school, and the song/video did things to me and probably rippled in some small ways of who I am today.
TLDR; it good.
TLDR; it good.
If they're ever released his name will not appear anywhere that could implicate him. Nor any of his pals. Silly of us to think that will actually happen.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If they're ever released his name will not appear anywhere that could implicate him. Nor any of his pals. Silly of us to think that will actually happen.
M83 whips all the ass
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
M83 whips all the ass
I definitely be browsing them wares
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I definitely be browsing them wares
8 yo here and it's still a coin flip.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
8 yo here and it's still a coin flip.
Lol that alt text I'm dying
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol that alt text I'm dying
Cursed. Not even turkey time. Smh. Take care of that mental health in these troubling times brother.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Cursed. Not even turkey time. Smh. Take care of that mental health in these troubling times brother.
We've just endured so much pain for so long we will put blinders on and delude ourselves into thinking the suffering has ended. It hasn't ended. Life is pain. Eat at Arby's.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We've just endured so much pain for so long we will put blinders on and delude ourselves into thinking the suffering has ended. It hasn't ended. Life is pain. Eat at Arby's.
But....he's been good for like....10% of the time! KOC also needs to run the fakkin ball.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
But....he's been good for like....10% of the time! KOC also needs to run the fakkin ball.
I'm having Ponder flashbacks. I've been having them for 18 months. I need a lobotomy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm having Ponder flashbacks. I've been having them for 18 months. I need a lobotomy.