Paint me like one of your French messiahs

I always thought cheap at half the price was a joke thing people said about very expensive items….

Plural bananaramate!
We must all banana!

Maybe that’s where my relatives got it from…

I was told they were the healthiest part of the bread and only last year, aged 30+, did I realise why that couldn’t possibly be true.

ah touché

can't believe I thought you were cool when I was in year 8

See you there!

I discovered a very bendy potato masher in a drawer in my college flat. One slightly too vigorous approach to a potato and the thing was practically bent back on itself, no mash apparent. I had to keep bending it back outwards to use it again. It's clear why the previous occupant left it behind.

every age gets the devil it deserves

Vinterior and local auctions…

Never

Hooray!!