I know! Like fuck, did laying in the grass on a blanket under the sun with the perfect breeze really fix my mood…?

Horseshoe crab for mention of crab and “not related to actual crabs” because I love the parallel of both me and David being Cancers which also aren’t actual crabs lol and then the gull for the French fry mention lol

I agree it seems to function like twitter!

Definitely. And now that we’re addicted to it, it’s the perfect place to feed us ads on ads on ads. I can’t remember the last time I used Facebook to actually connect with someone, and yet somehow leaving it feels like I would be disconnecting… I hate that.

No way!! What even???