Chris Johnson
@cjohns815tn.bsky.social
6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.
After work chilling. How's you?
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
After work chilling. How's you?
It's time for the Pennsylvania Polka
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February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's time for the Pennsylvania Polka
Last time here was the grand ice doom of 1994 that I suffered but was only 2 days. I feel like Charles Ingalls.
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Last time here was the grand ice doom of 1994 that I suffered but was only 2 days. I feel like Charles Ingalls.
Oh my my, oh hell yes, will you be wearing that party dress?
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Oh my my, oh hell yes, will you be wearing that party dress?
Supposedly it's Thursday, but without electricity I cannot confirm if the calendar on the wall is correct.
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January 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Supposedly it's Thursday, but without electricity I cannot confirm if the calendar on the wall is correct.
Hey, you look fantastic and happy!
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hey, you look fantastic and happy!
I haven't had power since 5am Sunday. Its been brutal. Been going to work just to see what its like to have electricity.
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I haven't had power since 5am Sunday. Its been brutal. Been going to work just to see what its like to have electricity.
We got lots of ice. Been without power for nearly 30 hours.
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
We got lots of ice. Been without power for nearly 30 hours.
May I inquire whats your new field is?
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
May I inquire whats your new field is?
I like your hair!
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I like your hair!
Code Red Alert!!!
Brine sprayed on I-24, we are first on the scene with all the details.
Brine sprayed on I-24, we are first on the scene with all the details.
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Code Red Alert!!!
Brine sprayed on I-24, we are first on the scene with all the details.
Brine sprayed on I-24, we are first on the scene with all the details.
Mmmm Arby's.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Mmmm Arby's.
The piggy that went to market? Or the one that had roast beef?
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The piggy that went to market? Or the one that had roast beef?
Express ones have decent orange chicken
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Express ones have decent orange chicken