What if I wanted to catch a Special Cold, huh? What then?

At the library for the first time in what feels like forever. There’s a cup of unsharpened pencil crayons on my table. Do. I. Sharpen. Them? I want to.

Taking off my glasses to do a task I hate really helps. I might do it badly or miss a spot, sure, but the problem seems so much easier to tackle when I can’t see it.

Shoutout to Black Friday emails for conveniently (and relentlessly) reminding me what I need to unsub from.

New marketing hack: give your phone to the nearest available child to take photos in Pokémon GO. Guarantee you won’t be disappointed.