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CJ Xtopher
@cjxtopher.bsky.social
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If you do something, do it whole-assed.
Half-assed is never acceptable.
Ever.

One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. 🔵
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · May 10
This precious floof is my boy Oreo.

He's sorta smöl, extremely quiet & likes to randomly walk backwards on his hind legs just because. 🤷‍♀️

It's Oreo's world & I'm so grateful he lets me live in it. 🐶🌎🥰
A small black & white dog named Oreo on his first day in his new home
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maudegertrude.bsky.social
Please share Melia. Over 800 days in the shelter, that’s an eternity to a dog. She’s located in Hampstead, NY.
#Adopt
sandy174.bsky.social Sandy @sandy174.bsky.social · 4d
All MELIA needs to that 1 amazing, loving, kind, patient human. Please read her bio, shelter information is there also. We just have to find them. It'll be her second Christmas in the shelter 😩

⬇️

24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
This result would make my parents proud, but seriously? SIX profanities? 😲

Online CJ clearly is unaware of Real Life CJ. 🤬😁
profanity.accountant profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 5d
@cjxtopher.bsky.social has swears! They've used 6 profanities in their last 1,305 posts.

🥇 "butt" (2 times)
🥈 "tied up" (1 times)
🥉 "dammit" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Other people's results are making me curious - exactly how foul mouthed am I @profanity.accountant? 😲🫣
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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wenz.bsky.social
Happy Pretend 18th Birthday Eve-Eve to Delilah!

Lilah has long been a face-palmer—her face, my palm. But over time, her snuggling has also taken the form of face-forearming and -shinning, and the rarer face-footing, -wristing, -kneeing, -elbowing. ...

#Caturday
#Cats
#CatsOfBluesky
Ex- #BodegaCat
Lilah face-palming. A gray tabby cat is on her person's lap; the fingers and thumb of the human's right hand are gently cupping the cat's head and left ear as the cat presses her face into the human's palm. Only the cat's ears and her upper body are visible. Lilah face-forearming. A gray tabby cat is lying in such a way that she can nuzzle her person's lower arm, so, much of the cat's face is hidden. The human's hand is bent at the wrist to reach over the cat's head and massage the scruff of her neck. The cat's ears, one eye, and some whiskers are showing, as are her white chest and white front toes. She is purring. Lilah face-footing. A gray tabby cat is lying on the footrest of a recliner, with one side of her face resting on her person's sock-clad toes. Her eyes are closed, and one paw is curled under her chin. A strip of white fur is visible at the curve of her neck, and some white whiskers are showing. Lilah face-wristing, in a one-time-only appearance. A gray tabby cat is lying on her person's lap, displacing a laptop computer onto said person's knees and lower legs. The cat is pretty much disabling any computing by leaning her face against the human's left hand. In fact, I'm not quite sure how the human, also known as me, managed to take this photo.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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maudegertrude.bsky.social
Please repost Otis.
No dog deserves to lose their life due to being stressed in a kennel environment. It’s very overwhelming for them. Fostering truly saves lives. New York.
sassysister27.bsky.social 💋SassyAss💋Sister🔥🔱ValkyrieQueen🔱❤️‍🔥🥷Resistance Fighter👊 📎 @sassysister27.bsky.social · 12d
🆘Euth List

Meet Otis
He has 48 hrs left. If no one steps forward, this beautiful, food motivated, eager 2 please boy will be gone. This boys deserves a 2nd chance
He’s a stray who takes treats gently, follows cheese trails & allows soft pets, remembering what safety felt like.
❤️Pls Repost🙏 4 Otis
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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katiephang.bsky.social
Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭

If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
cjxtopher.bsky.social CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · Dec 6
If anyone's looking for a heartwarming show, please watch Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max.

It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.

Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
Poster for the HBO Max show Somebody Somewhere. A group of people gathered around a dining room table full of food, toasting & clinking glasses with huge smiles on their faces.
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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bearysweet.bsky.social
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.

Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.

#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
August 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔

A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe.

Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉

Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday.

She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.

To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
Black & white head shot of a smiling woman with short dark hair & happy eyes
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired."

I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
Anne Hathaway walking on a NYC street wearing a sleeveless dress that was made with "stained glass inspired" fabric. Allegedly. The cast of The Partridge Family with their bright, multi colored bus.
August 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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15outof10.org
You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯

That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️‍🩹
weratedogs.com WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Jul 11
Amid the Texas floods, shelters are overwhelmed with displaced and stray dogs and need to free up space. Next week 50+ shelter dogs will be flown to out-of-state rescues to make room for dogs impacted by the floods. Donate to their flight and medical care below ❤

15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
a person in overalls reaches over to pet a white and gray pittie who’s standing in a crate in a transport vehicle. they look a little nervous, and there’s another brown dog in the compartment with them, facing away from the camera. the people are soaked with rain. a brown dog lays on the floor in a building destroyed by the floods. walls and flooring are torn up and falling over, but the dog lays there calmly, defiantly lifting his chin. three rows of large black metal crates covered in sheets fill a room at the Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter, which took in 100+ displaced animals. people are working in the background and a table is stacked high with food. a person in a green Kerrville Pets Alive t-shirt and jeans offers a little something to a black and white dog who’s riding in a crate in the back of a car.
July 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
If you can help, even a little, please do. 💔🐾
weratedogs.com WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Jul 11
Amid the Texas floods, shelters are overwhelmed with displaced and stray dogs and need to free up space. Next week 50+ shelter dogs will be flown to out-of-state rescues to make room for dogs impacted by the floods. Donate to their flight and medical care below ❤

15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
a person in overalls reaches over to pet a white and gray pittie who’s standing in a crate in a transport vehicle. they look a little nervous, and there’s another brown dog in the compartment with them, facing away from the camera. the people are soaked with rain. a brown dog lays on the floor in a building destroyed by the floods. walls and flooring are torn up and falling over, but the dog lays there calmly, defiantly lifting his chin. three rows of large black metal crates covered in sheets fill a room at the Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter, which took in 100+ displaced animals. people are working in the background and a table is stacked high with food. a person in a green Kerrville Pets Alive t-shirt and jeans offers a little something to a black and white dog who’s riding in a crate in the back of a car.
July 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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servicerotties.bsky.social
We finally found it! A rare wheelchair-accessible home with ramps, a yard, and an accessible bathroom—move-in ready for me & my service dog. We just need a bit more to cover the down payment & moving costs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. 💙
www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...
Donate to A Wheelchair Accessible Home!, organized by Marla SMITH
Help Us Secure the Accessible Home of a Lifetime Hi, my name is Marla, and I’m raisi… Marla SMITH needs your support for A Wheelchair Accessible Home!
www.gofundme.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Nine years ago today I offered to help a neighbor who was looking for someone to foster a puppy for a few days.

Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗

He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠
A very small fluffy white & black puppy laying with his blanket, a red loofa dog & Gary the Gator, his OG alligator, on his very first day home.
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
My friend Puddles is standing in solidarity with her Antarctic penguin pals who are just living their lives & have no idea what a tariff is. ✊🏻🐧🖤🤍

(Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)
Puddles, a rather large inflatable penguin wearing a fuzzy penguin flippy flapper hat sitting by a metal sculpture of Big Ben & two prints of London. To be clear, Puddles is not British but she believes she is. Shhhhhh.
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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maudegertrude.bsky.social
Wanted to thank you all for your generosity for Thundy’s “pup cup fund.” You have no idea how much you’ve touched our hearts. Attaching receipts from the past week for transparency. PayPal balance in second post. All will go towards rechecks, bandage changes, and rehab.
Bonus pic below 1/
Bill from the university with recheck cost from last Thursday, March 20. Total: 494.14 Bill from bandage change on Friday, March 14. Posted to cc the following Monday. Bandage receipt from March 19, posted the next day. Bandage change from 3/12 posted to cc on the 14th.
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
A leprechaun is a mischievous little fairy & that describes Muffin, my first furbaby, to a T. 😄

On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚

(The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)
A small impish Yorkie leprachaun wearing a green outfit & derby sitting on the handle of large mug of green beer with "Happy St. Paddy" written on it.
March 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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isamiscreant.bsky.social
Please help if you can. #Lightning is a dog who’s NOT named Thunder and he loves swimming. If you donate I 100000% won’t give you happy faces ok? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
whelan06.bsky.social Anne Whelan @whelan06.bsky.social · Feb 27
Beautiful Thunder is undergoing more surgery in the next few days. If anyone would like to contribute to his pupcup fund you can donate via PayPal to email @[email protected]
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
It's #WinnieThePoohDay! Here are a few of his wise observations -

A hug is always the right size. 🤗

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲

I love these two the most...
Winnie the Pooh holding a balloon with Piglet & the quote - If there ever comes a day, where we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. Winnie the Pooh standing with a sweet smile & the quote - You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, & braver than you think.
January 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
This sweet young man is 9 years old today! 🎂🥳🪩🎉

Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭

🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫
A small white & black dog with long dark ears snoozing on his side with one white paw held up toward the camera showing his little black toe beans.
January 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
cjxtopher.bsky.social
Prince Oreo has officially declared 2025 The Year of Get Outta My Way, There's Important Stuff To Do! 👑💜

Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻‍♀️

Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾

#HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky
A close up image of Oreo, a small white & black dog with a little black button nose wearing a gold cartoon crown on his head.
January 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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margaretcho.bsky.social
You can’t spell Felon without Elon
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 AM