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CK
@ckea.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader.
It knows when you are sleeping, it knows when you're awake. It knows if you've been exercising so work out for goodness sake. You better go run, keep your step count high. You better stay strapped I'm telling you why, smart watches are tracking you now.
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Make Santa Fat Again!
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Those kids TV shows in the 90s really thought we all had ready access to pipe cleaners for arts and crafts. I haven't even seen a pipe cleaner in real life, what kind of pipes did they even clean? They were too narrow for plumbing surely?
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Gen Z: Ugh millennials are so cringe.
Also Gen Z: omg I love Undertale!

Undertale is peak millennial humour and post-irony

#undertale #deltarune
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Cat people: "I'm moving house and looking to re-home my cats, let me know if you know anyone or any good shelters."
Dog people: "I'd be homeless before I'd give up my dog."

Like if you agree!
#cats #dogs #hashtags
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by CK
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you can sign up to some service via a companies website, it should be mandatory that you can also cancel it via the same website. My government will enact this.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
wad I drink in a deeeeee: about 10 cups of tea, down the atch luvlee
October 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Project intro meeting invite gotta be up there with the worst notifications #worldofwork #iamemployed #jobman
a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
ALT: a man is crying while looking at a cellphone
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October 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A badge redesign for #LUFC #LeedsUnited that represents the clubs values.
August 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know of Stephen King's novel about a malevolent clown entity and I'm also quite happy. It would behoove those of us in this situation to show it, by clapping our hands.
July 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hello Mr. Darnielle, on the IOLTTMG podcast you said something about your own poetry "school" focused on non-concrete imagery, I can't quite remember exactly. If you have a moment would you expand on that and, dare I ask, offer a short example?
June 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At some point in life the song "She'll be coming round the mountain (when she comes) became very funny to me. #blue #rude #saucy #cheeky #playful #afterdark #spicy #fresh #shaveandahaircuttwobits #vaudeville #tags #hash #toomany
May 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Shout-out to @qualysofficial.bsky.social for making root user history completely unusable for forensics.
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Reposted by CK
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My four year old just said "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation."
April 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#shorts #tiktok "Meet my younger brother" and it's tge same actor wearing a different shirt. What in the low budget Eddie Murphy is this?
April 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Don't talk shit about Crunchy Nut cornflakes.
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Unbelievable. I rang the customer care number on my toothpaste and told them it made me feel like a piece of shit and they hung up.
March 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I drink a glass of this every day for my health. Gonna live to be a hundred and ten!
March 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
telling the lads their bsky posts are straight fire because we all gotta look after each other a lil bit
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Breaking news someone push messaged to my phone: "Ivana Trump wore some nice white clothes recently." I will burn it all down.
February 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Man I could go for the dirty bastard burger and filthy gonorrhoea fries from Burger Slut with the cock sucking salad side right now.
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Time Cube website is no more. Truly these are the last days.
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM