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claern.bsky.social
CDC (Cum Dump Coordinator)
@claern.bsky.social
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Just another dumb toppling over gay
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There are three genders
Picture of part of the discard board from the game The Night Cage. It reads 10 Straights 12 Crossroads 30 T-Bends
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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Still of Joanna the scammer saying "give me entry to the house give me access to the bitch" but the text is changed to say "give me entry to the box give me access to the labyrinth"
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Something is very wrong with Tahoe. First time I've ever seen my IDE do this
Screenshot of a Mac desktop where two instances of VS Code have lost most of their components and just show empty black
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Took the ladies on a little hike-y-poo today.
A gay boy in a safety yellow long sleeve sits in his haunches holding his two dogs. One dog is clearly struggling to maintain composure while the other looks majestic. All three are positioned on the bank of a central Texas creek. The background is the creek and the cliff that lines the creek.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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It's Muffler Bird Wednesday
A small bird in the opening of a muffler. The muffler is a part of an arrangement of mufflers as a sort of art installation. This image focuses on the one muffler with the bird in it
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Absolutely fantastic storytelling. Could've focused more on all the murdering details but still I am very excited for the show to be released.
Cover art for Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White Centered is our protagonist, I assume, Benji, with 6 wings. Each wing features an open, red irised eye, nested mostly on the joint where the metacarpals meet the radius and ulna. Benji is wearing a red sleeveless crop top and blue jean; the bottoms rolled up and the top lined with a black belt. Benji's hands are positioned in a kind of prophetic motif, one hand over his black, flood spewing heart and the other flexed upward so the hand is level with the head and fingers held in a way to evoke religious undertones. Below him, in red, is the broken remains of a city.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Trying to get these ladies to pose is a feat of its own
Two dogs in front of garage doors with a big pink octopus panted on them
January 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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I was going through the import from my move to Apple Music from Spotify and found this gem I made for my husband, the DJ
A screenshot of an Apple Music playlist that reads "Don't look at the dj they will eat your soul and shit you out" A short story Caleb Ruzicka Updated 6d ago Don't Look At the DJ Bickle They Will Stephanie Quintana Eat Your Soul One True God and predawka Shit Doechii You Romeo Santos Out Baths
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
To yellow smiley faces with thumbs ups slightly layered over each other like a Venn diagram. The more opaque face is doing a sort of grimace smile and you can see both hands doing the thumbs up. The less opaque face is the same except missing the left hand, is crying and has sad, knitted brows.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Wrapping up 2025 with a FCF
Fat gay boy sits on a blue velvet couch. He's wearing a trans rights shirt that has a dragon on it (super cool). His hard cock is being held in his left hand and he looks slightly constipated
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Actual footage of me too high to use my vape to get more high on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Me once I get into gunge play
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"Little Kingdom"

Collaborative commission with @leonrotgarde.bsky.social
Digital photo with digital art overlay. Pockmarked, grey, limestone with deep recesses acts as the mountain our medieval kingdom is built into. On the left we have a light brown fortified tower, to the right of that is the main keep, also light brown, with some echaugettes and grey inner towers topped with blue spires. Below the keep is a dark grey bridge that spans the gap of two sides of our valley. A bright blue and white raging river cascades down from the top of the rocks in a crashing series of waterfalls. Another fortified tower stands at the top of the waterfall. On the right side of the valley we have our battlements and stairways, also in a light brown. Stairs lead from these battlements down to a wooden dock where tiny black figures line the decking. Some figures are loading into a dark blue boat that sits moored at the left end of the deck.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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some friends and I were talking about the new Woojer mat which led to me joking about putting a dildo on thebuttkicker wireless couch kit which led me hoping someday @funkittoys.bsky.social will have this collection for sale
Diva Plavalaguna singing on stage during their performance in The Fifth Element. The caption reads THE STONES ARE IN ME The four stones from The Fifth Element on a white background.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I finally got Twink'd on Sniffies!
Screen grab of a Sniffies chat. The chat background image is a blurry twink butt. The message they so callously sent reads "I say this with care, pleaseeeeeee take a more flattering photo sir lol."
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Pretty sure I was meant to live next to a large body of water
Gay boy at Dash Point State Park. He's wearing a green baseball hat and a green rain coat. Behind him is an ebbing tide, sand patterned with the gentle laps of waves. The water leads far across to the other side of the sound. A thin line of tree covered hills cut across the view, splitting the water from the sky
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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My floral assistant keeps trying to eat the product
Background: multiple paintings hang on a wall. From left to right: two gay men and their dog, a lady's face in sepia, a manic cat in red, white cleopatra, whales, forest scape obscured by assistants face Foreground: my assistant is a cat, luxurious orange fur. It sits amongst vases, one is tall and clear, another is tall and patterned with florals, several small vases sit to the left. Flowers are strewn about, the tall vases full of arrangements, one small vase has an arrangement.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Me when I get hungry
Baby in a cloth diaper lookin mean as hell with they dukes up like they fittina fight someone
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Good morning Olympia - pls provide for me the ketamine I need to endure the coming holiday
City scene. In the left is the Captiol Theatre. Its moniker is phallic with the Capitol dome at its tip. On the right is two story buildings. The road is completely empty of cars. Leaf litter lines the curbs. The sunrise illuminates the clouds with a soft orange-pink. This is a place a gay boy could die peacefully
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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We live in a terrarium
View from a plane window. Etched land looks dry but a flow of clouds follow a valley and dissipates into a delta of clouds
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I gots me a lil haircut
Gay boy at a bar. He has short cropped hair and oddly patterned stubble. He wears a cross strap bag over a gothic tarot card shirt that's back and white. He holds a drink in his hand and stares out of view of the photo. Behind him is a banner that reads "I heart hot dads"
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Fuck these spineless losers for breaking the line
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Neighborhood Geese™
Two geese in the middle of a residential street
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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@leonrotgarde.bsky.social took me to see Big Thief tonight and some nice lady took a pic of us being cute 🥰
A crowd of people at a show. Two gay boys holding eachother, one with his head on the others shoulder
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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NEW BOOK DAY!
Book cover with yellow text overlaying the background of a pinkish on black Grecian looking head of a statue. The text reads "A very rigorous account of centuries of gay villainy" Shon Faye Bad Gays A Homosexual History Huw Lemmy Ben Miller
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM