There are snakes in my basement

Watching Cheers hits different when you’re a grad student

Absolutely fascinated by the Tom Brady robot ads

Running your electronics into the ground and upgraded every 5+ years is great because you truly appreciate the updates. I went from second gen AirPods that only half worked to fourth gen ones and now I get to hear ALL THE MUSIC

I made a gingerbread panopticon

The hardest part of writing a paper on American Psycho is making sure you’re writing Bateman and not Batman

While I have norovirus, let’s not forget who is suffering the most. My dog who doesn’t understand why I won’t cuddle with him

Sometimes working at a game store sucks because a grown man will tell you "I don't think you understand what I'm talking about" when he was asking for the wrong product

Every time I watch Parks & Rec I always forget how boring Mark is