I love to spend New Year’s Eve on my couch tv and phone

If you saw my reflection in the snow covered hills no you didn’t

I like how Eric Adams is behaving as if they are not about to perp walk his ass next.

I’m already calling it anti-Italian discrimination

WAIT, y’all didn’t tell me the United Healthcare shooter had a lil somethin somethin goin on 👀

Having Thanksgiving dinner with a bunch of doctors and someone just said vaginitis at the table

Hello?