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Poo or shuriken, you decide.
@ebonstorm.bsky.social just found out about your FB ban, ridiculous. Thanks to John D.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
July 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what can I get you, President Trump?"
January 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Democrats: If they change the rules, then it's time to remember that they changed the rules for *EVERYBODY,* so stop acting like being the Best Kid in Class is more important than protecting human lives.

No one is going to pat you on the head, Coach is not going to say "good game!" when we lose.
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The top one-tenth of 1% saw their collective wealth jump from $1.8 trillion in 1990, to $22.1 trillion in 2024. For some context, the U.S. federal budget in 2024 was $6.8 trillion.
January 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Anyone who's worked in tech knows that racism is very much a part of the industry. Great article.
Eugenics isn't dead—it's thriving in tech
A new book takes on the throughline from the rise of 20th-century eugenics to Silicon Valley.
www.motherjones.com
January 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Any time Trump takes office...the plagues begin.

If I were inclined to believe in biblical stuff, I might take notice.
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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A fair question.
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
December 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Has #PresidentMusk done anything interesting today?
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mr Headley urged the judge to release her... arguing that his client was a 42-year-old married mother of three who has "never had any criminal charges or convictions".

The judge set her bail at $100,000, citing "the status of our country at this point".
Woman charged with threatening healthcare firm by using CEO killer's words
Authorities say she echoed words connected to the murder when she allegedly said "delay, deny, depose, you people are next".
www.bbc.com
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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The right energy for this moment...
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Air for your tires used to be free. Now it costs a dollar.

That’s inflation for you
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
December 20, 2024 at 12:14 AM
If you want to makes things *interesting* just spread the word that *President Musk* is shutting down the government while Baby Trump sissy pants goes along with the plan, and watch the fireworks start.
December 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Mangione deserves roughly the same treatment as Kyle Rittenhouse, especially since he committed a much less severe crime.
December 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Dorothy Counts, the first Black girl to attend an all-white school in the U.S., enduring taunts from her white classmates at Harry Harding High School in Charlotte, 1957.
December 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Two years ago today we were awarded the Congressional Gold Medal for protecting The US Capitol on January 6th 2021. Almost 4 years later the efforts to downplay, whitewash and minimize what happened appear to be succeeding. I won't ever stop standing up to them.
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Elon Musk spent $250 million dollars so Donald Trump could put him in charge of cutting wasteful spending.
December 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Burn 🔥🤣
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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this is the equivalent of thinking that a magic 8ball is really talking to you
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
A lot is being made of UHC's denial rate for claims, at 32%. That's double the industry average, and shows how far UHC is towards the "goddamn you're evil" side of things.

The problem is that the claim denial is just one of many many many tools that insurance companies have at their disposal.
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM