Man on the Clapham Omnibus
@claphamomnibus.bsky.social
A S..... B........
Watching the world burn. But more positive now I'm on Blue Sky!
Watching the world burn. But more positive now I'm on Blue Sky!
Should have gone with Hendersons
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Should have gone with Hendersons
Tech will exploit those hopeless men.
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
two women standing next to each other with the year 2014 on the bottom right
ALT: two women standing next to each other with the year 2014 on the bottom right
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December 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Tech will exploit those hopeless men.
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
The premium tier (necessary) subscriptions will be more than their Hellcat or F150 lease payments.
If it means those men are too broke to participate in society, that's a perfect outcome.
Or, if the robots end those men, it won't be a loss to the world
Translation: "My cynical performative persona isn't working"
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Translation: "My cynical performative persona isn't working"
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Being a "good guy" isn't desirable.
Having desirable traits and being a good person is.
If you describe yourself as a good guy, you don't understand the brief!
Capitalism means that all fines for illegal activity are less than profits from illegal activity
a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and says `` yep , seems about right ''
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November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Capitalism means that all fines for illegal activity are less than profits from illegal activity
ED and Low T?
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ED and Low T?
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
This government is useless.
Cis, white males are the sole target demographic for Labour.
Weak piss that won't get them voted or improve society. Whilst damaging women and minorities.
I hate it!
For some reason, there are limited gifs for this 🤔
a man in a brown shirt sits in a chair in front of a screen that says extra
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November 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
For some reason, there are limited gifs for this 🤔
Those in power don't care. It's a game. Divide and rule to keep power and distract the electorate.
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Those in power don't care. It's a game. Divide and rule to keep power and distract the electorate.
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
Shabana Mahmood and Kier Starmer identity as Oxford graduates more than anything else.
As Tory as Johnson, Truss et al
I'm envisaging more of a Vietnamese model
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm envisaging more of a Vietnamese model
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
P*ss Poor Performative Policy?
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
three men in spiderman costumes are posing for a picture
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November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
P*ss Poor Performative Policy?
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
I see no need to vote anymore.
I can't see any difference between the parties.
All one big joke now.
Rocket Lanucher Tradgedy, Four Lions
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November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Im suprised he hasn't had to resign already.
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Im suprised he hasn't had to resign already.
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Religious gay who hates gays
Urgh
Arguably worse!
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Arguably worse!
Not kink shaming, either.
Its a party/cause full of arses.
Sorry, bottoms 😆
Given their predilection, you would think they would support trans and none binary people
Its a party/cause full of arses.
Sorry, bottoms 😆
Given their predilection, you would think they would support trans and none binary people
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not kink shaming, either.
Its a party/cause full of arses.
Sorry, bottoms 😆
Given their predilection, you would think they would support trans and none binary people
Its a party/cause full of arses.
Sorry, bottoms 😆
Given their predilection, you would think they would support trans and none binary people
Reform / Brexit are submissives who relish paying to be trampled on and tortured
a man in a suit and tie is asking if it nipple clamps
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reform / Brexit are submissives who relish paying to be trampled on and tortured
Looks like they already attacked and won, given they are behind the wall?
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Looks like they already attacked and won, given they are behind the wall?
Labour immigration policy
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Labour immigration policy
Enough Ket to make you pee yourself can't benefit general health
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Enough Ket to make you pee yourself can't benefit general health
Musk free space flight gives me hope!
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Musk free space flight gives me hope!
The disingenuous goblin should be nowhere near government at all.
He's no more Labour than Farage
He's no more Labour than Farage
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The disingenuous goblin should be nowhere near government at all.
He's no more Labour than Farage
He's no more Labour than Farage
Thanks for the heads up.
I've thrown out all of my bags. Now I just carry everything loose in my hands. Like a true Alpha!
I've thrown out all of my bags. Now I just carry everything loose in my hands. Like a true Alpha!
Hold My Bag Brad GIF
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November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thanks for the heads up.
I've thrown out all of my bags. Now I just carry everything loose in my hands. Like a true Alpha!
I've thrown out all of my bags. Now I just carry everything loose in my hands. Like a true Alpha!
More accurately, continually stealing / buying ideas / companies in the hope of repeating his accidental success at Facebook
All of which seek to harass and degrade women.
He has failed in everything for 20 years but can not be ousted for his incompetence
All of which seek to harass and degrade women.
He has failed in everything for 20 years but can not be ousted for his incompetence
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
More accurately, continually stealing / buying ideas / companies in the hope of repeating his accidental success at Facebook
All of which seek to harass and degrade women.
He has failed in everything for 20 years but can not be ousted for his incompetence
All of which seek to harass and degrade women.
He has failed in everything for 20 years but can not be ousted for his incompetence