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Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died

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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · Apr 19

My son made this this morning. We would all do well to remember its powerful message.

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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · Apr 13

10/10 satire, no notes.

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Apr 11

I want 100mg of midaz

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Apr 11

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Apr 11

Spending this gorgeous spring evening how the lord intended - doing colonoscopy bowel prep

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 20

I don’t know what either of those are????

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 20

Why am I suddenly seeing the word ‘hyrox’ everywhere, that is not a real word

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 14

I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 10

What a hateful shift! I hated it so much!

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 4

‘Might as well do the ACL repair they’re waiting for whilst they’re here’

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 4

Honestly when they started the stellate ganglion block I was hysterical

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 3

Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 1

lol

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 1

No, they are gross

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Clare Eliza @clare-eliza.bsky.social · Mar 1

(I am aware they are starfish just to clarify)

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