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All I want for Christmas is for Dick Van Dyke to make it through nine more days to his 100th birthday
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
All I want for Christmas is for Dick Van Dyke to make it through nine more days to his 100th birthday
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to any of the Winchester College scholarship pupils who may have been offended by my friendly banter during our time there.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to any of the Winchester College scholarship pupils who may have been offended by my friendly banter during our time there.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
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They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
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Finally home after > 27 hours of grindset creating shareholder value through AI agentic workflow and guiding a warrior-ethos meditation during my ketamine break.
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Finally home after > 27 hours of grindset creating shareholder value through AI agentic workflow and guiding a warrior-ethos meditation during my ketamine break.
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
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You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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When I was 15 my teacher arrived for class a few minutes late, apologised, and said she’d woken up in a bin outside the British museum. To this day I think there should be a blue plaque on this street marking that event
The crowded road outside the British Museum could be pedestrianised under updated plans shown off by Camden Council.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/bri...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/bri...
British Museum could gain a traffic-free entrance under new Holborn neighbourhood proposals
The crowded road outside the British Museum could be pedestrianised under updated plans shown off by Camden Council.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I was 15 my teacher arrived for class a few minutes late, apologised, and said she’d woken up in a bin outside the British museum. To this day I think there should be a blue plaque on this street marking that event
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Decided I had to find the Harry Hill (and badger) version of 'Alright' for you.
Here it is in all its glory.
Here it is in all its glory.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Even if I was tempted to give the pasty Nazi twat any money (I'm not) the constant creaking of my Uber driver's Model 3 seat is a reminder that it isn't an entirely selfless decision.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Even if I was tempted to give the pasty Nazi twat any money (I'm not) the constant creaking of my Uber driver's Model 3 seat is a reminder that it isn't an entirely selfless decision.
Is this full-blooded socialism in the room with you now?
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Is this full-blooded socialism in the room with you now?
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Picturing a whiteboard at Domino’s head office with “chicken” crossed out.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Picturing a whiteboard at Domino’s head office with “chicken” crossed out.
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Become an indentured labourer?
Dubai on a budget: How to visit the winter sun destination for less
Dubai on a budget: How to visit the winter sun destination for less
Dubai on a budget: How to visit the winter sun destination for less
www.independent.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Become an indentured labourer?
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
Well that was all very lovely.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well that was all very lovely.
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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I take it all back, dismantle the BBC forthwith.
Oh, Jonathan Pie has his own radio 4 programme.
a cartoon character with a scarf around his neck holding a cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon character with a scarf around his neck holding a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I take it all back, dismantle the BBC forthwith.
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This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.
Grok denying the Holocaust here
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.
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Fear of A Black Thanet.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Fear of A Black Thanet.
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So many people want to repeat The Nick Clegg Experience. Empty, pseudo-leftist, slogans which have no connection with the speakers' true values and so result in a political bin fire as soon as any opportunity to actually legislate appears.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So many people want to repeat The Nick Clegg Experience. Empty, pseudo-leftist, slogans which have no connection with the speakers' true values and so result in a political bin fire as soon as any opportunity to actually legislate appears.