Clare G. Sivits
@clareforceone.bsky.social
Kick-ass, sleep-deprived, hungry, thirsty, busy, content marketing mom x2 who wishes she was reading in a comfy chair right now.
Ok. But HOW FAR will I get on this?
April 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ok. But HOW FAR will I get on this?
One of these things is not like the others …
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of these things is not like the others …
FYI: an avocado is a berry
Thank you for coming on this journey of discovery with me.
Thank you for coming on this journey of discovery with me.
April 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
FYI: an avocado is a berry
Thank you for coming on this journey of discovery with me.
Thank you for coming on this journey of discovery with me.
Portlander: I didn’t expect so much sun!
**Spanish Inquisition jumps out from behind a bush**
Spanish Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE PORLAND SUNSHINE!!!
**Spanish Inquisition jumps out from behind a bush**
Spanish Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE PORLAND SUNSHINE!!!
March 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Portlander: I didn’t expect so much sun!
**Spanish Inquisition jumps out from behind a bush**
Spanish Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE PORLAND SUNSHINE!!!
**Spanish Inquisition jumps out from behind a bush**
Spanish Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE PORLAND SUNSHINE!!!
BEHOLD!
The great mystery of
TURNING-IT-OFF-AND-TURNING-IT-BACK-ON-AGAIN
The great mystery of
TURNING-IT-OFF-AND-TURNING-IT-BACK-ON-AGAIN
February 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
BEHOLD!
The great mystery of
TURNING-IT-OFF-AND-TURNING-IT-BACK-ON-AGAIN
The great mystery of
TURNING-IT-OFF-AND-TURNING-IT-BACK-ON-AGAIN
Checking in: yup, still January
January 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Checking in: yup, still January
10:35am …
might be time to call it a day
might be time to call it a day
January 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
10:35am …
might be time to call it a day
might be time to call it a day
Today we observed the age-old holiday tradition of ‘waiting for daddy to poop before opening presents.’
Who else celebrates?
Who else celebrates?
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Today we observed the age-old holiday tradition of ‘waiting for daddy to poop before opening presents.’
Who else celebrates?
Who else celebrates?
I’m 45 today. Here are 45 weirdly specific things that bring me joy.
45. The ticking of a turn signal in an otherwise quiet car
44. A thick layer of cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppy seed bagel
43. How my bed sinks just the right amount when I first climb in at night
45. The ticking of a turn signal in an otherwise quiet car
44. A thick layer of cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppy seed bagel
43. How my bed sinks just the right amount when I first climb in at night
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I’m 45 today. Here are 45 weirdly specific things that bring me joy.
45. The ticking of a turn signal in an otherwise quiet car
44. A thick layer of cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppy seed bagel
43. How my bed sinks just the right amount when I first climb in at night
45. The ticking of a turn signal in an otherwise quiet car
44. A thick layer of cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppy seed bagel
43. How my bed sinks just the right amount when I first climb in at night
The pure, unbridled rage that comes with inadvertently putting a hoodie on backwards
November 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
The pure, unbridled rage that comes with inadvertently putting a hoodie on backwards