Clare G. Sivits
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Clare G. Sivits
@clareforceone.bsky.social
Kick-ass, sleep-deprived, hungry, thirsty, busy, content marketing mom x2 who wishes she was reading in a comfy chair right now.
Ok. But HOW FAR will I get on this?
April 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One of these things is not like the others …
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
FYI: an avocado is a berry

Thank you for coming on this journey of discovery with me.
April 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Portlander: I didn’t expect so much sun!

**Spanish Inquisition jumps out from behind a bush**

Spanish Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE PORLAND SUNSHINE!!!
March 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
BEHOLD!

The great mystery of

TURNING-IT-OFF-AND-TURNING-IT-BACK-ON-AGAIN
February 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Checking in: yup, still January
January 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
10:35am …

might be time to call it a day
January 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today we observed the age-old holiday tradition of ‘waiting for daddy to poop before opening presents.’

Who else celebrates?
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m 45 today. Here are 45 weirdly specific things that bring me joy.

45. The ticking of a turn signal in an otherwise quiet car
44. A thick layer of cream cheese on a lightly toasted poppy seed bagel
43. How my bed sinks just the right amount when I first climb in at night
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
The pure, unbridled rage that comes with inadvertently putting a hoodie on backwards
November 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Oh farts
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM