Watching food tv from 15 years ago, gotta google every restaurant and make sure it's not closed.

Getting home drunk at 1am with no sheets on my bed bc I'm a glutton for punishment

Not on the Trivia leaderboard, BUT got free shots because of the name "I Miss Anthony Bourdain"

My new hobby is drywall screws. I come home and hang up little things in my house, securely.

Living outside of the south means you're the residential historian, and you'll explain Mardi Gras to every person you come across.

The reason I made an account is bc I wanted to tw**t about falling off my bike.

I'm 25 and have fallen off of my bike.