Clarissa Dolphin
@clarissadolphin.bsky.social
2025!!!!
It was a hell of a time, and I’m glad it’s over, but guess what? I am surrounded by the BEST people, some beautiful beings. I’m so lucky to have so much love and joy in my life, in hard times, ups, downs, all over.
THANK YOU, MY LOVES.
It was a hell of a time, and I’m glad it’s over, but guess what? I am surrounded by the BEST people, some beautiful beings. I’m so lucky to have so much love and joy in my life, in hard times, ups, downs, all over.
THANK YOU, MY LOVES.
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
2025!!!!
It was a hell of a time, and I’m glad it’s over, but guess what? I am surrounded by the BEST people, some beautiful beings. I’m so lucky to have so much love and joy in my life, in hard times, ups, downs, all over.
THANK YOU, MY LOVES.
It was a hell of a time, and I’m glad it’s over, but guess what? I am surrounded by the BEST people, some beautiful beings. I’m so lucky to have so much love and joy in my life, in hard times, ups, downs, all over.
THANK YOU, MY LOVES.
End of year/start of NY = chaos. You = deserve rest.
I matched each sign to their ideal 90s/Y2K bedroom aesthetic because these rooms understood SANCTUARY.
Your 2026 assignment? Create a space where you can actually RELAX.
Find out more: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
I matched each sign to their ideal 90s/Y2K bedroom aesthetic because these rooms understood SANCTUARY.
Your 2026 assignment? Create a space where you can actually RELAX.
Find out more: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
End of year/start of NY = chaos. You = deserve rest.
I matched each sign to their ideal 90s/Y2K bedroom aesthetic because these rooms understood SANCTUARY.
Your 2026 assignment? Create a space where you can actually RELAX.
Find out more: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
I matched each sign to their ideal 90s/Y2K bedroom aesthetic because these rooms understood SANCTUARY.
Your 2026 assignment? Create a space where you can actually RELAX.
Find out more: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
Your North Node = your point of unstoppable manifestation. Where your life-force meets no resistance.
And in 2026? That flow is coming for YOU......
Want to understand YOUR unstoppable flow? YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS, FRIEND!
Let's link up!! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
And in 2026? That flow is coming for YOU......
Want to understand YOUR unstoppable flow? YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS, FRIEND!
Let's link up!! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Your North Node = your point of unstoppable manifestation. Where your life-force meets no resistance.
And in 2026? That flow is coming for YOU......
Want to understand YOUR unstoppable flow? YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS, FRIEND!
Let's link up!! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
And in 2026? That flow is coming for YOU......
Want to understand YOUR unstoppable flow? YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS, FRIEND!
Let's link up!! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
I created a year-ahead tarot spread based on iconic Sunset Strip venues. Each position = a legendary venue w/a vibe for your 2026:
I'm booking tarot readings for Jan right now! 26% off with code 2026LIT cuz 2026 deserves intention, not chaos. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/tarotreading
I'm booking tarot readings for Jan right now! 26% off with code 2026LIT cuz 2026 deserves intention, not chaos. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/tarotreading
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I created a year-ahead tarot spread based on iconic Sunset Strip venues. Each position = a legendary venue w/a vibe for your 2026:
I'm booking tarot readings for Jan right now! 26% off with code 2026LIT cuz 2026 deserves intention, not chaos. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/tarotreading
I'm booking tarot readings for Jan right now! 26% off with code 2026LIT cuz 2026 deserves intention, not chaos. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/tarotreading
Who else just needs to get through Capricorn season lmao ♑️✨
Book a discounted reading (Code: GIFT2026) with me & get cosmic clarity. We can break down together.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
Book a discounted reading (Code: GIFT2026) with me & get cosmic clarity. We can break down together.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Who else just needs to get through Capricorn season lmao ♑️✨
Book a discounted reading (Code: GIFT2026) with me & get cosmic clarity. We can break down together.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
Book a discounted reading (Code: GIFT2026) with me & get cosmic clarity. We can break down together.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
the 8 types of astrology reading clients (no shade, all love) 🔮
which one are you? (probably 3 of these lmao)
2026 year-ahead readings are OPEN + gift certificates available
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to book!
newsletter subscribers get 26% off ✨
love ya!
which one are you? (probably 3 of these lmao)
2026 year-ahead readings are OPEN + gift certificates available
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to book!
newsletter subscribers get 26% off ✨
love ya!
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
the 8 types of astrology reading clients (no shade, all love) 🔮
which one are you? (probably 3 of these lmao)
2026 year-ahead readings are OPEN + gift certificates available
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to book!
newsletter subscribers get 26% off ✨
love ya!
which one are you? (probably 3 of these lmao)
2026 year-ahead readings are OPEN + gift certificates available
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to book!
newsletter subscribers get 26% off ✨
love ya!
Spots are filling up FAST for 2026 year-ahead readings and I'm not even kidding 👀
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
P.S. Sign up for my newsletter and you could win a FREE monthly reading 🎁✨
Don't say I didn't warn you 🔮
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
P.S. Sign up for my newsletter and you could win a FREE monthly reading 🎁✨
Don't say I didn't warn you 🔮
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Spots are filling up FAST for 2026 year-ahead readings and I'm not even kidding 👀
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
P.S. Sign up for my newsletter and you could win a FREE monthly reading 🎁✨
Don't say I didn't warn you 🔮
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
P.S. Sign up for my newsletter and you could win a FREE monthly reading 🎁✨
Don't say I didn't warn you 🔮
📺✨ YOUR HOLIDAY-THEMED 90s/Y2K SITCOM FAMILY ✨📺
In the multiverse, THIS is who you're spending the holidays with based on your sun sign 🎄
BOOK A READING: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
In the multiverse, THIS is who you're spending the holidays with based on your sun sign 🎄
BOOK A READING: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
📺✨ YOUR HOLIDAY-THEMED 90s/Y2K SITCOM FAMILY ✨📺
In the multiverse, THIS is who you're spending the holidays with based on your sun sign 🎄
BOOK A READING: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
In the multiverse, THIS is who you're spending the holidays with based on your sun sign 🎄
BOOK A READING: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...
Take a quick screenshot while watching the vid to find your 90s/Y2K defunct business message for Capricorn season!
Want a real AF reading for YOUR 2026? Use code 2026LIT for 26% off because the universe wants you to start this year with answers, not questions. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Want a real AF reading for YOUR 2026? Use code 2026LIT for 26% off because the universe wants you to start this year with answers, not questions. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Take a quick screenshot while watching the vid to find your 90s/Y2K defunct business message for Capricorn season!
Want a real AF reading for YOUR 2026? Use code 2026LIT for 26% off because the universe wants you to start this year with answers, not questions. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Want a real AF reading for YOUR 2026? Use code 2026LIT for 26% off because the universe wants you to start this year with answers, not questions. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
In Harmonic Astrology, are you The Playful Child? The Wise Monk? The Showman? The Activist? The Punk Rocker? or The Iconic Weirdo?
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to find out🔮
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to find out🔮
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
In Harmonic Astrology, are you The Playful Child? The Wise Monk? The Showman? The Activist? The Punk Rocker? or The Iconic Weirdo?
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to find out🔮
Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to find out🔮
what's your RAVE NAME? 🎉
your sun sign + north node sign = your cosmic party persona
i'm fVcking DYING at some of these
drop yours in the comments ⬇️
btw my Lunar Nodes course "Unstoppable Living" is NOW LIVE
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
your sun sign + north node sign = your cosmic party persona
i'm fVcking DYING at some of these
drop yours in the comments ⬇️
btw my Lunar Nodes course "Unstoppable Living" is NOW LIVE
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
what's your RAVE NAME? 🎉
your sun sign + north node sign = your cosmic party persona
i'm fVcking DYING at some of these
drop yours in the comments ⬇️
btw my Lunar Nodes course "Unstoppable Living" is NOW LIVE
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
your sun sign + north node sign = your cosmic party persona
i'm fVcking DYING at some of these
drop yours in the comments ⬇️
btw my Lunar Nodes course "Unstoppable Living" is NOW LIVE
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
I'm being so for real, THIS is how you stop forcing things and start flowing into what's actually meant for you...
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living shows you how to work WITH that cosmic pull instead of against it.
It's your time, bestie.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living shows you how to work WITH that cosmic pull instead of against it.
It's your time, bestie.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm being so for real, THIS is how you stop forcing things and start flowing into what's actually meant for you...
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living shows you how to work WITH that cosmic pull instead of against it.
It's your time, bestie.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living shows you how to work WITH that cosmic pull instead of against it.
It's your time, bestie.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
Holiday movies always hit different🎄
Swipe to find your sign & which holiday classic you're channeling...
Also can we talk about how PRANCER is the most Pisces movie ever made?? 🦌💕
Swipe to find your sign & which holiday classic you're channeling...
Also can we talk about how PRANCER is the most Pisces movie ever made?? 🦌💕
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Holiday movies always hit different🎄
Swipe to find your sign & which holiday classic you're channeling...
Also can we talk about how PRANCER is the most Pisces movie ever made?? 🦌💕
Swipe to find your sign & which holiday classic you're channeling...
Also can we talk about how PRANCER is the most Pisces movie ever made?? 🦌💕
Your Lunar Nodes literally hold the blueprint to your soul's purpose...
Like, this is THE thing that shows you what you're actually here to do 👀
If you're done guessing and ready to tap into your most unstoppable self, this one's for you 🔥
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
Like, this is THE thing that shows you what you're actually here to do 👀
If you're done guessing and ready to tap into your most unstoppable self, this one's for you 🔥
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Your Lunar Nodes literally hold the blueprint to your soul's purpose...
Like, this is THE thing that shows you what you're actually here to do 👀
If you're done guessing and ready to tap into your most unstoppable self, this one's for you 🔥
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
Like, this is THE thing that shows you what you're actually here to do 👀
If you're done guessing and ready to tap into your most unstoppable self, this one's for you 🔥
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
what rave "treat" is your sign? 👽✨
iykyk - scroll through and find your cosmic destiny on the dancefloor. the stars know exactly what you need at 3am 🎶💫
which one's you when the bass drops?
iykyk - scroll through and find your cosmic destiny on the dancefloor. the stars know exactly what you need at 3am 🎶💫
which one's you when the bass drops?
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
what rave "treat" is your sign? 👽✨
iykyk - scroll through and find your cosmic destiny on the dancefloor. the stars know exactly what you need at 3am 🎶💫
which one's you when the bass drops?
iykyk - scroll through and find your cosmic destiny on the dancefloor. the stars know exactly what you need at 3am 🎶💫
which one's you when the bass drops?
"Cloud" white as the color of 2026? How boring 😴 I chose a real af Pantone color for each sign that evokes your cosmic energy for 2026 but also calls back some of the iconic things from the 90s and Y2K 🎨 Also semi-inspired by hit R&B group Tony! Toni! Toné! cuz I couldn't help myself...;)
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"Cloud" white as the color of 2026? How boring 😴 I chose a real af Pantone color for each sign that evokes your cosmic energy for 2026 but also calls back some of the iconic things from the 90s and Y2K 🎨 Also semi-inspired by hit R&B group Tony! Toni! Toné! cuz I couldn't help myself...;)
Inside my FRESH course The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living, you're getting the FULL breakdown on what your manifestation path is...✨
Your chart, the harmonics, all the juicy details on how your Lunar Nodes actually work in YOUR life.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
Your chart, the harmonics, all the juicy details on how your Lunar Nodes actually work in YOUR life.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Inside my FRESH course The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living, you're getting the FULL breakdown on what your manifestation path is...✨
Your chart, the harmonics, all the juicy details on how your Lunar Nodes actually work in YOUR life.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
Your chart, the harmonics, all the juicy details on how your Lunar Nodes actually work in YOUR life.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...
The Nodes aren't about fixing yourself or paying karmic debts. They're about FLOW. ✨
Where Life-force moves without resistance. 🔥 That's the framework I built this entire course around.
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living just dropped Monday. GET IT TODAY! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Where Life-force moves without resistance. 🔥 That's the framework I built this entire course around.
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living just dropped Monday. GET IT TODAY! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Nodes aren't about fixing yourself or paying karmic debts. They're about FLOW. ✨
Where Life-force moves without resistance. 🔥 That's the framework I built this entire course around.
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living just dropped Monday. GET IT TODAY! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Where Life-force moves without resistance. 🔥 That's the framework I built this entire course around.
The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living just dropped Monday. GET IT TODAY! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Your 2025 Cosmic Wrapped just dropped 👀
Swipe to find your sign and see what the stars been tracking all year 🔮💫
Tag a friend who needs to see their stats (especially the Geminis...iykyk😂)
Drop your sign below and let us know if this hits for you 🎯🔥
Swipe to find your sign and see what the stars been tracking all year 🔮💫
Tag a friend who needs to see their stats (especially the Geminis...iykyk😂)
Drop your sign below and let us know if this hits for you 🎯🔥
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Your 2025 Cosmic Wrapped just dropped 👀
Swipe to find your sign and see what the stars been tracking all year 🔮💫
Tag a friend who needs to see their stats (especially the Geminis...iykyk😂)
Drop your sign below and let us know if this hits for you 🎯🔥
Swipe to find your sign and see what the stars been tracking all year 🔮💫
Tag a friend who needs to see their stats (especially the Geminis...iykyk😂)
Drop your sign below and let us know if this hits for you 🎯🔥
EXTRA! EXTRA! north node headlines that hit different 📰✨
which headline is calling you tf out? (be honest, the stars already know the truth)
More on your nodes here! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...
which headline is calling you tf out? (be honest, the stars already know the truth)
More on your nodes here! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
EXTRA! EXTRA! north node headlines that hit different 📰✨
which headline is calling you tf out? (be honest, the stars already know the truth)
More on your nodes here! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...
which headline is calling you tf out? (be honest, the stars already know the truth)
More on your nodes here! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...
I was frustrated with the astrology out there.
Surface-level or gatekept behind impossible jargon.
So I decided to do it differently.
Clarissa style which = rigorous & accessible, deep & fun.
Courses, session packages, the works.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Surface-level or gatekept behind impossible jargon.
So I decided to do it differently.
Clarissa style which = rigorous & accessible, deep & fun.
Courses, session packages, the works.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I was frustrated with the astrology out there.
Surface-level or gatekept behind impossible jargon.
So I decided to do it differently.
Clarissa style which = rigorous & accessible, deep & fun.
Courses, session packages, the works.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Surface-level or gatekept behind impossible jargon.
So I decided to do it differently.
Clarissa style which = rigorous & accessible, deep & fun.
Courses, session packages, the works.
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Okay, but real talk…the student glow-ups never get old. To see someone stop forcing it and just start flowing. LOVES it! So, what's YOUR story gonna be?
Whatever it is, I’ve got your back.
Black FriYAY runs through Tuesday, 12/2. You know what to do!
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Whatever it is, I’ve got your back.
Black FriYAY runs through Tuesday, 12/2. You know what to do!
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Okay, but real talk…the student glow-ups never get old. To see someone stop forcing it and just start flowing. LOVES it! So, what's YOUR story gonna be?
Whatever it is, I’ve got your back.
Black FriYAY runs through Tuesday, 12/2. You know what to do!
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Whatever it is, I’ve got your back.
Black FriYAY runs through Tuesday, 12/2. You know what to do!
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
🎁 BLACK FRIYAY GIVEAWAY 🎁
To show y'all how much I LOVE YOUUU, I'm giving my online homies the chance to win one of my courses!
Win ANY course of your choice — including Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living!
Head over to my Insta to learn how to enter! www.instagram.com/clarissadolp...
To show y'all how much I LOVE YOUUU, I'm giving my online homies the chance to win one of my courses!
Win ANY course of your choice — including Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living!
Head over to my Insta to learn how to enter! www.instagram.com/clarissadolp...
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November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🎁 BLACK FRIYAY GIVEAWAY 🎁
To show y'all how much I LOVE YOUUU, I'm giving my online homies the chance to win one of my courses!
Win ANY course of your choice — including Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living!
Head over to my Insta to learn how to enter! www.instagram.com/clarissadolp...
To show y'all how much I LOVE YOUUU, I'm giving my online homies the chance to win one of my courses!
Win ANY course of your choice — including Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living!
Head over to my Insta to learn how to enter! www.instagram.com/clarissadolp...
Remember those holiday catalogs where you'd circle everything you wanted?
This is like that, but way more fun 📖✨
What '90s/Y2K toy matches your sign?
PLUS, Black FriYAY still on! Add something to your wishlist. :)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
This is like that, but way more fun 📖✨
What '90s/Y2K toy matches your sign?
PLUS, Black FriYAY still on! Add something to your wishlist. :)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remember those holiday catalogs where you'd circle everything you wanted?
This is like that, but way more fun 📖✨
What '90s/Y2K toy matches your sign?
PLUS, Black FriYAY still on! Add something to your wishlist. :)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
This is like that, but way more fun 📖✨
What '90s/Y2K toy matches your sign?
PLUS, Black FriYAY still on! Add something to your wishlist. :)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
BLACK FRIYAY THIS YEAR IS POPPIN' OFF!!! 🎉 This sale is for YOU — my roll dogs & my ride-or-dies.
Discounted courses PLUS:
🔮 Astrology Sessions
🃏 Tarot Readings
✋ Reiki Energy Healing
📦 Session Packages
🎁 Gift Certificates
ALL (40% OFF!)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Discounted courses PLUS:
🔮 Astrology Sessions
🃏 Tarot Readings
✋ Reiki Energy Healing
📦 Session Packages
🎁 Gift Certificates
ALL (40% OFF!)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BLACK FRIYAY THIS YEAR IS POPPIN' OFF!!! 🎉 This sale is for YOU — my roll dogs & my ride-or-dies.
Discounted courses PLUS:
🔮 Astrology Sessions
🃏 Tarot Readings
✋ Reiki Energy Healing
📦 Session Packages
🎁 Gift Certificates
ALL (40% OFF!)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Discounted courses PLUS:
🔮 Astrology Sessions
🃏 Tarot Readings
✋ Reiki Energy Healing
📦 Session Packages
🎁 Gift Certificates
ALL (40% OFF!)
www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/